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Semen Tastes Bad

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Spea­king mostly to myself, as I often do, there are times when I want to bring back that old piece I found somewhere and post it again.

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It makes me feel good, as I wan­der off to read some science blogs.

That was the case this eve­ning, and thank god for it or I’d never have seen The Intersection’s piece on Evo­lu­tio­nary psycho­logy: the adap­tive sig­ni­fi­cance of semen fla­vor. I lear­ned, via Jerry A. Coyne, Ph.D, a Pro­fes­sor in the Depart­ment of Eco­logy and Evo­lu­tion at the Uni­ver­sity of Chi­cago, that semen tas­tes bad, it just does, and des­pite his ini­tial con­fu­sion, as an evo­lu­tio­nary psycho­lo­gist, and a man I’m sure, as to why nature hadn’t com­pen­sa­ted the taste with some added sugars, making it at least tole­ra­ble, he finally came up with the truth.

Semen just tas­tes bad.

And guess what?

It tas­tes bad because it belongs in the vagina not the mouth, and until women vomit up their offs­pring the taste isn’t going to get any better.

Fact is if this stuff was meant to be swa­llo­wed nature would have made it taste like a root beer float, or at the very least a gin and tonic.

Thank you Professor.