I own Michael Phelps, so I’ve got to post this, but please check out the Old School Friday Post preceding this. *Insert picture of Phelps, bare chested, wearing tiny Speedo, here* Michael Phelps won the 100 Fly at the World Championships in Rome. He also set a new world record. …
Won’t You Please Tell The Man I didn’t Kill Anyone, No I’m just Tryin’ To Have Me Some Fun
I am at the top of the leader board for the Google search “Michael Phelps pubic hair”, because of that I am obligated to address my disappointment in the judgment of Mr. Michael Phelps. Phelps has again had to apologize for doing something illegal, this time it was for taking …
Books, Body Parts, and Baidu
I’m with the vindictive, hateful wrong hotheaded Malkin on this one. Please Obama, not another book – even if the profits go to charity. Haven’t you got more important things to do despite McCain’s help in showing his lack of understanding in the foreign policy department. – I’m glad they …
Men in Spandex Tights Olympic Edition
I caught the 4x100m freestyle race as it happened. The French talk trash and all off a sudden even I get a spine tingling wave of nationalism which almost rivals that of the Chinese. It was there, and it was gone – poof. Or is it “Puff”, the Olympics being …
Michael Phelps – An Experiment
Baltimore’s own Michael Phelps broke the world record in the 400-meter at the Olympic Trials yesterday. Now I could care less about the Olympics, which are being held in a place where the words human and rights rarely go together, but it is convenient for this easy, end of the …
