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Let’s Harness the Owners

Let’s do this.

Let us harness the owners of these young horses, and run their fat asses around the track (until they break their ankles and we have to shoot them for mercy’s sake) while their horse/owners sit in the stands neighing with glee over the money they will make on the humans who manage to make it out alive.

Filly Eight Belles gallops at Churchill Downs in Louisville, Ky., Saturday, April 26, 2008 with trainer J. Larry Jones aboard. Eight Belles is still a possible entrant in the Kentucky Derby. (AP Photo/Garry Jones)
(AP Photo/Garry Jones)

Filly Eight Belles breaks down after 2nd-place Derby finish

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