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Google Women, Strangely Irritating

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

I was orga­ni­zing my Goo­gle home pages. I have many cate­go­ri­zed pages, from science and inter­na­tio­nal deve­lop­ment, to blogs and anth­ro­po­logy. I deci­ded to add another “tab”, as they call it, for women’s issues”.

I star­ted the tab, and labe­led it women. I inad­ver­tently left their “I feel lucky” box chec­ked. The six sites which sho­wed up under women for my blocks were, Hot Blonds, Beau­ti­ful Naked Women, Jum­ping Elephants (real sex real peo­ple), The Best (pri­vate sexy per­so­nals) and so forth. Most sites were soft core porn. I had to redo it seve­ral times to get these rela­ti­vely inno­cuous swim­suit photos.

Got to give it to them, an abun­dance of sug­ges­tions for women exist in Goo­gle if you leave the box chec­ked. Con­ti­nuous reloads give a totally new group every time. Unfor­tu­na­tely there doesn’t appear to be an accom­plished scien­tist, medi­cal doc­tor, law­yer, wri­ter, poet, teacher, aca­de­mic, entre­pre­neur, or even an aca­de­mic among them. Even if there were, we’d wouldn’t know it. The women are name­less, they are just women.

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This irri­ta­ted me, so I tried it for men. The page for men looks like this.….

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Goo­gle could cough up only two ideas for “men”. The main entry, the same one that appears over and over if you reload, is a head, or waist to head shot of a man, some­ti­mes shirt­less often not. There is only a rare clas­sic “I’m a sexy boy” shot, you know, where the guys jeans are uns­nap­ped, his zip­per looks on the way down, and he is gazing at his hin­ter­lands lon­gingly. Other­wise the men are most always fully clothed, and unlike with any one of those sites which appear under “women”, there is a scroll down to a bio­graphy telling who the guy is, what he does for work, his claim to fame, if any, and other ran­dom infor­ma­tion, things that let us know he is human, like his life­long goals.

The other Goo­gle sug­ges­tion, as you can see, was a site of ran­dom little male head shots from some Flickr-like site..

Go figure.