Wonderland or Not

New Years Reso­lu­tions, yada, yada, yada.
1.Throw away all under­wear with a pro­pen­sity to slither up the crack of my butt.
Done.
I’d con­si­der that a pretty suc­cess­ful day, and you?
2. Stop rea­ding the news. The only word I’ve lear­ned is “surge”, first Iraq, then Huc­ka­bee, now Edwards.
I won­der if the sur­ges here will be as much …