“I was lamenting over a tear in my nude Cotton Spandex Jersey Leggings, the pair I needed in order to squeeze into the size 0 Flower Bud Crochet Lace Scoop Back Dress mandated by my (financially troubled and ethically challenged) employer.
Then the call came in:
Sexually provocative hipster out.“
“Still rather emaciated preppy princess, in.”
“I’m glad I opted out of that employee stock thing a magigy.“
