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LOCAL, NATIONAL, INTERNATIONAL, AND MINE

Distracted From When We Were Psychos, William Calley Apologizes

In a rare, if ever, inter­view, for­mer Army lieu­te­nant William Calley, who was con­vic­ted on 22 counts of mur­der for the My Lai Mas­sacre in Viet­nam, sort of apo­lo­gi­zed for the first time last week, at a Colum­bus, Geor­gia, Kiwa­nis Club where he was spea­king.
“In March 1968, U.S. sol­diers gun­ned down hun­dreds of civi­lians

A Burning Ring of Fire

Sam­buca is flam­ma­ble. Stuart Feltham, a young Bri­tish man, found this out when, alle­gedly, after inap­pro­pria­tely touching, and pos­sibly expo­sing his geni­tals to Marina Fanou­raki at a night club on Crete, he got Sam­buca thrown on him, and ended up in fla­mes. (Brit Stuart Feltham’s geni­tals set on fire on Greece holi­day.)
Stuart has been

Late Afternoon Brain Flatulence.

Finan­cial Ser­vice Industry is a mis­no­mer. When you’re making billions off money that doesn’t belong to you it’s no lon­ger a finan­cial ser­vice, it’s finan­cial opportunism.…so ban­king industry shut up.
Same with health insu­rance. When you are con­tro­lling the mar­ket, get­ting karats and giving carrots in return, you are not a ser­vice, you are an afflic­tion. When

Phelps Flies

I own Michael Phelps, so I’ve got to post this, but please check out the Old School Fri­day Post pre­ce­ding this.
*Insert pic­ture of Phelps, bare ches­ted, wea­ring tiny Speedo, here*
Michael Phelps won the 100 Fly at the World Cham­pionships in Rome. He also set a new world record. Unlike the Olym­pics, where there was a con­ten­tious