August 21st, 2007
She’s not there.
What do you do when your blogging time is limited? I’m sure many of you find yourself in this predicament.
I can only promise not to extend Billy Joel week into Billy Joel month.
My public service announcement for the week, for all the newbies heading off to college.
Studying on your bed is not likely to hurt your grades.
Things we should worry about: The poor can’t afford to eat right, and now I can’t afford to eat right.
“The Labor Department’s most recent inflation data showed that U.S. food prices rose by 4.2 percent for the 12 months ending in July, but a deeper look at the numbers reveals that the price of milk, eggs and other essentials in the American diet are actually rising by double digits.”
Mattel sues porn website over use of Barbie name. What Barbie isn’t a porn star? I always found it weird that adults would purchase hard plastic dolls with corset size waists, and hard plastic 36 D breasts, for their daughters to play with while still calling the vagina a pee pee or a yanni. Get a grip Mattell. Barbie has been pornographic since her inception.
Last week your friends made you fat. This week a virus makes you fat. I guess they decided they could make more money finding a cure for the virus than they could finding a cure for your choice of friends.
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The New York post calls Pia a “cord cutter”. I just call her Miss Savage because she has hired me to fend off the National Enquirer with my umbrella.
Dave is having some interesting philosophical discussions, as well as an interesting discussion on how free speech may or may not extend to the blogesphere, and our right to delete or ban those we do not necessarily want from our blogs.
Zenpro is boxing and school is no longer out for summer.
The Prattler is back. A good thing because that is where I get all my opinions.
Mizzy B has video chronicled her trip back to San Francisco, hopefully the words will follow.
For those still coming here to look for Vampire Bitches with Long Fingernails, please go here.
For those who came via the google search “my good shit”, you came to the right place. The good shit is further back.
One more thing.. To the kind soul who emailed me to let me know that people do not go down on blogs and suggested I get my sidebar back…..you would be surprised what people will go down on.
And oh yeah, I think Frank Rich stole my book. The Greatest Story Ever Sold: The Decline and Fall of Truth from 9/11 to Katrina
Peace
Cooper








