Unfortunate Daughter

LavenA Johnson

Found dead on the military base in Balad, Iraq in July, 2005, a short time after she began serving there, the United States Army ruled 19 year old Pfc. Lavena Johnson’s death as a suicide resulting from a self-inflicted M-16 rifle shot wound, and sent her home in a box. …

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Have Read (Seen, Listened To, Will Miss), Friday

It’s time once more for Have Read (Seen, Listened To, Will Miss), Friday. Please feel free to play along. On your blog or in a song. In the comments that’s fine too, whatever the hell you want to do. Despite Chelsea Handler’s literary masterpieces — Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, Are …

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Talk About Financial Jesus

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A new movement called The All That Know Him Movement, otherwise known as how to make money with Jesus – 101, has begun. The beneficiary of this first round of their love and someone else’s money will be Stephen Baldwin. All Who Know Him was conceived with the idea that …

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Leave The Prepubescent Boys On You Tube, Or In Middle School, Where They Belong

Ellen DeGeneres

Celebrating the year of little cele­bri­ties  (I like to call them cele-bity’s ), Ellen DeGe­ne­res has for­med a record label, and her first artist, middle school heart throb, Greyson Chance, has been scraped off You Tube. Ellen, a staunch Bie­be­rite, knows there is a great demo­graphic for this — girls age 9 to 12, grand­mothers, …

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Have Read (Seen, Listened To, Will Miss), Friday

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Introducing my new copyrighted and patented Friday theme. It’s called, Have Read (Seen, Listened To (heard), Will Miss), Friday. I picked up How Green Was My Valley at a book sale. The book was old but immaculate. I paid a quarter for it. I quickly grew weary of the reading, …

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The Girl Who Loved Pole Dancing

Miss USA Rima Fakih pole dancing photos

Miss USA Pole Dancing – The Donald to Investigate. Less than 24-hours after being named the new Miss USA, a first for an Arab-American woman, pictures of Rima Fakih participating in a 2007 pole dancing competition have surfaced. The one above is courtesy of Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning. Donald …

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