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Value Voters

September 19, 2009 1:21 am

Old School Friday will be up later this weekend. I’m recovering from a fall I took when someone, looking suspiciously like Bill O’Reilly, shoved me down as I was on my way to listen to Steven Baldwin, my hero, at this afternoon’s Plenary session at the Value Voters Summit. I’m also reviewing my options for tomorrows sessions, trying to decide whether to attend THE NEW MASCULINITY, based on the premise that Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men, and we need to fix this by defining a new masculinity, DE-FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD, or THUGOCRACY – FIGHTING THE VAST LEFT WING CONSPIRACY. I know I don’t want to miss TRUE TOLERANCE: COUNTERING THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS. I’m heartbroken to have to miss MARRIAGE: WHY IT’S WORTH DEFENDING AND HOW REDEFINING IT THREATENS RELIGIOUS LIBERTY – DIPLOMAT ROOM.

I know PITS can say it because he’s Jewish, but I like the way it sounds.

Happy New Year Jews

And half a Happy New Year to Half Jews

love ya baby

Peace

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12 Thoughts on “Value Voters”

  1. mojo shiversNo Gravatar on September 19, 2009 at 5:18 am said:

    You should do whatever you want. Having more options than you know what to do with is way more preferable than having not enough options in my opinion.
    .-= mojo shivers´s last blog ..So Now I Come To You, With Open Arms, Nothing To Hide, Believe What I Say, So Here I Am With Open Arms =-.

    • cooperNo Gravatar on September 22, 2009 at 9:46 pm said:

      It’s like I have a million television channels but never have time to watch television so when I do it is overwhelming – the choice. But hey, choice matters.

  2. DougNo Gravatar on September 19, 2009 at 5:48 am said:

    Shouldn’t you be in the Home Ec track?

    Here, I took the liberty:

    8-10: The New Laundry: Cleaning inside the knot
    10-12: Bees not Bin Ladin: Floor Wax, the Christian Alternative.
    12-1: Serve Lunch
    1-3: Makeup and Your Man: Which Cosmetics Are Actually French?
    3-Eternity: Carrie Prejean: Sashay the narrow way.
    .-= Doug´s last blog ..Rude =-.

  3. johnNo Gravatar on September 19, 2009 at 8:10 am said:

    Don’t scare me like that.

  4. GNo Gravatar on September 19, 2009 at 10:13 am said:

    The new masculinity? Is that like “if we were real men we’d kick the shit out of those bitches”? Sounds like it to me.

  5. jakeNo Gravatar on September 19, 2009 at 7:15 pm said:

    What, as a spy?

    These people are more controlling than my last girlfriend.

  6. TNo Gravatar on September 22, 2009 at 9:41 pm said:

    I’m gonna punch the next guy I see who evenly remotely resembles Bill O’Reilly dead in the face. Just for you.

    Now that’s love.

    Steven Baldwin is way cool.