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Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a, Wipeout.

August 22nd, 2009 by cooper

I’m wrung out, hollow, yet so full of school, work, and future research pro­jects that I’m ready to explode. Or is it implode? Could be either I sup­pose. The results, com­pa­red, would be similar.

I read the hurri­cane reports, a well mea­ning friend sent them to me via email late this past eve­ning. A well mea­ning friend who also put away chil­dish things, as life moved on. I read this war­ning, and about the expected

.….…..

Well overhead to dou­ble overhead high SE extra long period swell.

The second email was “are we going”?

I haven’t been sur­fing in some time. I feel like I’ve put all fun things away. It’s time to take them out, if only for a day or two. Maybe I’m not in shape to paddle into hurri­cane affec­ted waters, even on the east coast, but we’ll see. Hell yes we’re going. I’m not used to this “almost pro­fes­sio­nal per­son” cage I am in. I have to get out of it. Turtle Bay was a tough go for me a few years ago, but that was way above my skill level, and they were suf­fe­ring the result of the prior years Tsu­nami, Wai­mea Bay wor­ked even in that set­ting, and was doa­ble. Maui was easy a cou­ple years later, and I need to blow off some steam.

There isn’t a lot of decent sur­fing here. The Outer Banks is OK, but the Del­marva is lac­king, except during a hurri­cane. An offshore hurri­cane pro­du­ces some good stuff, unless the wind squelches it. A few seconds after rea­ding the reports I deci­ded to forgo my Satur­day mee­ting, and go sur­fing. Ins­tead of get­ting my legs waxed, I waxed my board.

Not having padd­led recently my abs are going to burn like hell, but I’m sit­ting here, happy. I’m una­ble to sleep. I’ve been lis­te­ning to all rein­car­na­tions of Bowie’s Space Oddity, while at the same time won­de­ring if it’s a prog­nos­ti­ca­tor of doom that I choose Major Tom over Wipe Out or Sur­fing U.S.A.

It’s OK. I have good health care cove­rage. I’ve not heard yet of them den­ying cove­rage because someone was stu­pid enough to surf in a Hurri­cane. Have you?

the last email read

“I’ll pick you up a 4, that’s AM
”.

Surf’s Up

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23 Responses to “Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-a, Wipeout.”

  1. JACOBNo Gravatar says:

    I wished I sur­fed, the greens are satu­ra­ted from all the storms, no golf this weekend.

    Some­ti­mes I for­get that you’re young and crazy.

    enjoy
    JACOB´s last blog ..Asian Inva­sion

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      As I wor­ked my way up from the bot­tom to you I’m at my last rope about this crazy thing.

      I’m sorry about the soggy greens though.

  2. caseyjakeNo Gravatar says:

    I get the over­coo­ked part, ever­yone needs some time for fun. I like my water from a boat. I’ve watched too many movies where shit hap­pens out there in the deep black water.

    Have fun.
    caseyjake´s last blog ..Favre

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      and peo­ple die taking shits on toi­lets, and cros­sing the street, because the car that hit them had a dri­ver who was tex­ting his wife.

      No cells pho­nes on the black water…or the blue for that matter. ;)

  3. BennetNo Gravatar says:

    It’s dark at 4am.…that would be more like work for me.

    You know, since ear­lier in the week, I’ve been thin­king about beer. I really wan­ted a Samuel Adams, but I’m sett­ling for an Abita Beer.

    I agree. Blow out some steam.
    Bennet´s last blog ..I like that I’m not the only per­son thin­king about these ideas

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      The ligh­ter for me the bet­ter as far as beer goes.

      I actually blew it off, blo­wing it out would make me …like the Satan or something …right?

  4. BoneNo Gravatar says:

    AM has a 4?!?!
    Bone´s last blog ..That first year

  5. johnNo Gravatar says:

    Scary title.

    Bet­ter you than me.
    I never liked being out past the break in the ocean. Too lonely and cold. If I’m gonna die I want to do it with a lot of peo­ple around to watch.
    john´s last blog ..World Cup Soc­cer – 27 Cities Left

  6. DougNo Gravatar says:

    I don’t surf, but if I did, I’d want it to be in a hurri­cane. Have fun.
    Doug´s last blog ..The Refor­ma­tion of Wolfshau­sen

  7. jeoNo Gravatar says:

    The only time to surf on most of the east coast is when the hurri­ca­nes start wor­king their way up. That’s when all the old timers dig out their old boards and head to the shore. It also brings out all the crazy peo­ple who can barely swim… never mind surf.

    Hope you having a great time in the dark waters cooper.

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      You are right, there were ton of old timers, the men and women who don’t come out for the usually lame east coast surf.

      They clo­sed some beaches to swim­mers, but there are always the folks who are on their board for the 3rd time.….

      Not too man of the where we were.

  8. I have wai­ted two years for an oppor­tu­nity to call you a crazy bitch. After rea­ding what follows I knew the time had come.

    DANGEROUS LONG PERIOD SOUTHEAST SWELL GENERATED BY HURRICANE BILL WILL ARRIVE AT THE BEACHES ON FRIDAY…AND WILL CONTINUE TO BUILD AND PROPAGATE TOWARD OUR COAST THROUGH THE WEEKEND. IN ADDITION…THERE WILL BE HIGH ASTRONOMICAL TIDES ASSOCIATED WITH THE CURRENT NEW MOON CYCLE. THESE FACTORS WILL RESULT IN A HIGH RISK OF RIP CURRENTS THROUGH THE WEEKEND.

    A HIGH RISK OF RIP CURRENTS MEANS WIND AND OR WAVE CONDITIONS SUPPORT THE DEVELOPMENT OF DANGEROUS RIP CURRENTS…ESPECIALLY IN THE VICINITY OF JETTIES…PIERS AND SANDBARS. RIP CURRENTS ARE LIFE-THREATENING TO ANYONE WHO ENTERS THE SURF. BE ESPECIALLY CAUTIOUS WITH OUTGOING TIDES WHICH IMPROVE RIP CURRENT FORMATION. ALL BEACH GOERS SHOULD REMAIN AWARE OF INHERENT DANGERS WHEN ENTERING THE SURF INCLUDING SWIFT LONGSHORE CURRENTS…POUNDING SHORE BREAK AND SHALLOW SAND BARS.

    RIP CURRENTS ARE STRONG…NARROW CHANNELS OF WATER THAT FLOW OUT TO SEA. IF YOU BECOME CAUGHT IN A RIP CURRENT…REMAIN CALM. TRY TO SWIM ON A COURSE THAT IS PARALLEL TO THE BEACH UNTIL YOU GET AWAY FROM THE RIP…THEN SWIM AT AN ANGLE IN TO SHORE. DO NOT TRY TO SWIM BACK TO SHORE DIRECTLY AGAINST THE RIP…SINCE IT CAN EXHAUST AND EVEN KILL THE STRONGEST SWIMMER.

    Thank you.

    R

  9. kaitNo Gravatar says:

    We had a lot of water here, but it was in the form of rain.

    I know that fee­ling of wan­ting to take off and pre­tend I’m care­free and without res­pon­si­bi­li­ties.
    kait´s last blog ..Loro Piana

  10. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Be young and foo­lish Coo­per. Stay young and foolish

    You’ll learn what to fear :) I was just thin­king this might be an ideal time to get sick or be in an acci­dent as insu­rance com­pa­nies might be sca­red to deny anything to any per­son with any media savvy. That said anything hap­pens to you, I will per­so­nally kill you as I need my Coo­per fix
    pia´s last blog ..Clim­bing metapho­ri­cal moun­tains

  11. LeighNo Gravatar says:

    Well, the phi­lo­sophy of surf is this:
    Get it when you can. Who knows when it’ll come again, although it always will. Have no expec­ta­tions and just go out and take what you are given.

    It’s been a slow sum­mer here in Cali­for­nia and it’s the least I’ve ever sur­fed, ever. So even if its small, I go. Even if it’s big, I go (I find a nice little sec­tion to myself that isn’t too gnarly). 4am is small price to pay for the rewards that await… I had been get­ting at 5am every mor­ning this sum­mer for some really fun dawn patrols. Although, believe me, I am glad the bet­ter low tides are star­ting to be in the eve­nings now.

    Have fun, and be safe! Let us know how it goes!! :) XOXOXO– your fav Cal Surfer ;)

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      It was awe­some. I just got home an hour ago. 4 ses­sions this wee­kend. There were some old timers…crawling out of the wood­work it was great.

      If it weren’t for the three hour trip to the coast I’d go more often, but it is hurri­cane sea­son here, so that alone even makes day trips worthwhile — and school is in as of tomo­rrow less peo­ple on the roads.

      I am so tired just star­ting to lose adre­na­lin. I have tons of work to do but a long hot bath is good.

      pray for more Hurricanes.

      hugs and kis­ses girlfriend

  12. GNo Gravatar says:

    This is an insane title. Love that song.
    You haven’t lost it.