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Real American Idols Don’t Wear Eyeliner

May 20th, 2009 by cooper

Please peo­ple calm the hell down, it is only Ame­ri­can frig­gin Idol, a fak-ish rea­lity show. And just because it now has such huge audience that few musicians/stars are snub­bing their nose at it, no mat­ter how much they know they should, doesn’t make it worth worr­ying about.

Besi­des you know Real Ame­ri­can males don’t wear eyeliner.

I mis­sed most of it, thank good­ness, though I hear I mis­sed Fer­gie and I heart her. I came in on Kiss, I thought they were all dead or dea­dish. Seems not to be the case.

Look at the bright side, Mr Lam­bert doesn’t have to record that wreck of a song, and Queen may have finally found a worthy front man.

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17 Responses to “Real American Idols Don’t Wear Eyeliner”

  1. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    I think most peo­ple watch Ame­ri­can Idol to make fun of the talent­less. To me, that is NOT entertainment.

    As for a front­man for Queen… no one, abso­lu­tely no one, will ever replace Fred­die Mercury.

    Chris wha­te­verhis­na­meis got all those votes cuz he kinda sorta maybe looks like Brad Pitt.

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Ame­ri­can car com­pa­nies, why they fail

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      I kind of liked Adam Lam­bert though he has a great voice. It seems like a majo­rity of the music today is mar­ke­ted music, they make starts out of nothing.

  2. gNo Gravatar says:

    OH GOD, Tell me it’s not so?

    I heart Fer­gie too. I’d have watched had I known she was on, she reminds me of an old girlfriend.

    As the peo­ple fall for this FOX makes a lot of money, money they pro­bably have to shift over to their news devi­sion to pay the sala­ries of Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck. Hate is expensive.

    g’s last blog post..i’ll Be Busy Wor­king During the Holi­day Post

  3. BennetNo Gravatar says:

    I mis­sed Kiss.
    Stop­ped watching Ame­ri­can Idol regu­larly over 4 years ago.

    I’m not cri­ti­ci­zing, or even being sar­cas­tic when I say it pas­ses the time. I’ve got no qualms.

    Call me, Mr. Happy-Go-Lucky

    Bennet’s last blog post..Cere­bral Scatterings

  4. johnmNo Gravatar says:

    What’s more frigh­te­ning is NPR has already jum­ped on this, and the com­men­ters on NPR are arguing over it.

    NPR break my heart.

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=104355301&ft=1&f=1001

    johnm’s last blog post..Aung San Suu Ky’s Sec­ret Trial

  5. BoneNo Gravatar says:

    This pro­bably isn’t the time to tell you that I tex­ted in a vote about seven or eight weeks ago, is it? Yeah, well for­get I said anything then.

    I didn’t watch last night, or the last few weeks for that mat­ter. But this – “Queen may have finally found a worthy front man” – this could work.

    Bone’s last blog post..That time my nip­ple was on fire

  6. BoneNo Gravatar says:

    You have a tag for Kris Allen. *snicker*

    Bone’s last blog post..That time my nip­ple was on fire

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Well, as he is he “Ame­ri­can idol” I thought it best. ;)

      I don’t watch it rou­ti­nely but the tem­po­rary hou­se­ma­tes who never left do, so I have caught some of it this season.

  7. AkirahNo Gravatar says:

    I watched AI this sea­son, and enjo­yed it, but I don’t unders­tand why peo­ple are so crazy over it. Neither Adam nor Kris are going to start paying my rent, so as far as I’m con­cer­ned, let’s move on.

    Akirah’s last blog post..That’s What He/She Said: Vol. 2

  8. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Huh?

    Doug’s last blog post..Noble­man

  9. DaleNo Gravatar says:

    “Queen may have finally found a worthy front man.”

    Crack me up! Unfor­tu­na­tely I mis­sed the entire sea­son this year (and last year (and the year before)), but I did keep up with Hell’s Kitchen, where I’m lear­ning all about mana­ge­ment and team­work. And kni­ves. Sharp knives.…

    Dale’s last blog post..An Unmis­ta­ka­ble Sign of Spring

  10. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Oh god, I’m tur­ning into Doug. Queen? As in Fred­die Mercury’s Queen? I’m totally out of anything

    I watch HGTV so I can feel supe­rior to peo­ple buying hou­ses and feel infe­rior to kitchen & bath­room shows. Actually I don’t feel supe­rior. They’re all your age or a bit older and buying much more house for less money than mine. But they don’t live four blocks from the ocean I don’t get to as I’m too busy having floods and being a homeowner

    pia’s last blog post..3WW: effi­cient; opti­mize; treache­rous: fic­tion “Happy Anniversary”