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To Soporific Feasts and Good Gin

April 11th, 2009 by cooper

Run­ning for the Congo Women early in the mor­ning, spen­ding the rest of the day clea­ning. The nocuous living con­di­tions here must end. The place has fallen to ruin, unde­te­rred by the Eas­ter break I’ve been on since Thurs­day. I haven’t done a thing around here, and sur­pri­singly neither have my temp hou­se­ma­tes. What’s up with that?

The term is win­ding down. I’m tired, exhaus­ted really. I’m hea­ding to Miami next wee­kend for a con­fe­rence. I hope to catch up with my mother after that, she’ll be on the gulf side somewhere
pla­ying a golf tour­na­ment with 7 of her friends. That’s another “what’s up with”. My mother only star­ted pla­ying golf a year ago, she always pla­yed ten­nis but never really was much of a gol­fer, now she is going to play a four day “tour­na­ment” with 7 other women? She sug­ges­ted I fly or drive over on her dime after the con­fe­rence for a cou­ple days, she’ll fly in early and we could have a cou­ple of days together, get­ting mas­sa­ges and facials. She might even buy me a twin set, (see I’m Not That Kind Of Girl circa 3/07), if I’m good. ;)

I’m con­si­de­ring the offer, and may give in. A cou­ple of good mas­sa­ges might get me through the rest of the term, and it’s not like all my work is not already in volu­mes on my lap­top. I’m sure I’ll come up with seve­ral dif­fe­rent ways to jus­tify this one. I’m so happy not to be asked to jus­tify not cele­bra­ting a reli­gious holi­day of a reli­gion I don’t prac­tice that my jus­ti­fi­ca­tion mojo is going to be much stronger.

I’m hea­ding to the coast early Sun­day mor­ning with a few friends. We’re going to eat at a res­tau­rant a friend recently hel­ped open, and where he currently tends bar. We’ll eat late and pro­ceed to close the bar, which will require him drive us back to our hotel. Don’t think for a minute this won’t be fun, it will. Don’t be disap­poin­ted. I’m only human after all, and though not a drin­ker rou­ti­nely, in the com­pany of good friends, and hope­fully good food of the vege­ta­ble variety, all things are go.

Here’s wishing you all a sopo­ri­fic feast and good gin this wee­kend. Please do not talk poli­tics or reli­gion with your family, or at your friends bar. It makes for exces­sive rage, and you know what they say.

Immo­dica ira creat insaniam.

peace

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21 Responses to “To Soporific Feasts and Good Gin”

  1. BennetNo Gravatar says:

    Such plans. Wow.I usually don’t fit such an advan­ced schedule.

    Today I’m going to spray paint dog poo pink through out the neigh­borhood, which I sus­pect will bring joy to many fami­lies for Easter.

    Take Care, have fun

    Bennet’s last blog post..Life = 1.0 × 10¹ººΩ

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Two days in advance is not much of an advance sche­dule. Oh the other stuff is school that is always advan­ced the mother thing is tentative.

  2. DougNo Gravatar says:

    At some point you’ll have to give up the sec­ret and let us know what sub­ject you study/work/go to con­fe­ren­ces for. Meanwhile, enjoy the holi­day and don’t be too hard on your poor mother/liver.

    Doug’s last blog post..The Refor­ma­tion of Wolfshausen

  3. caseyNo Gravatar says:

    The only thing I have to say about Eas­ter is god bless the Cad­bury Eggs , they are awful but I can eat them until I throw up. Our family gathe­rings are mild, they con­sist of games pla­yed out­doors and food. Once in awhile someone will men­tion poli­tics or reli­gion, then they get the dirty stare from someone else and that is nip­ped in the bud.

  4. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    My exces­sive rage stems from the golf chan­nel not cove­ring the early rounds live because it star­ted on major net­work at 3:30. Other than that I’m good.
    Rai­ned like a bitch this mor­ning, i don’t envy that run.

    Enjoy feast and friend alike. The sun just pea­ked through the clouds here. I have hope.

    jacob’s last blog post..“No, Sena­tor McKin­ley, I will not co-sponsor a lea­dership bill with you.”

  5. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Fear not, with all the pro­tes­tant neo­cons around these parts, tal­king reli­gion or poli­tics is a dan­ge­rous ven­ture. I much pre­fer to hike on a wet cliff while wea­ring flip-flops.

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Sarah Palin set to dec­lare WAR on the Uni­ted Sta­tes of America

  6. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I love these glimp­ses into the life of Coo­per – with your mother thrown in, I’m in heaven

    I have been thrown off golf cour­ses all across the US and in two other con­ti­nents. I used to be angry that the most beau­ti­ful pla­ces to walk were reser­ved for gol­fers – and ones who are able bodied but use carts are still use­less to me

    I’m begin­ning to unders­tand it’s a sport you can mas­ter later in life, and be surroun­ded by beauty so.…

    My b-i-l was going to give up ten­nis (as too hard on an aging body) for golf but he threw out his knee pla­ying golf so it’s still tennis

    pia’s last blog post..The oldest child on the LIRR

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      I can’t believe anyone can throw there knew pla­ying golf but it seems com­mon. I pre­fer ten­nis but golf is a mind game so…might be fun.

  7. ChrisNo Gravatar says:

    Those temp hou­se­ma­tes are star­ting to turn permanent.

    You are abso­lu­tely correct about tal­king poli­tics with family. Going back home this wee­kend I made it a point not to talk poli­tics. Ins­tead we tal­ked about how the Car­di­nals are going to win the World Series this year!

    Chris’s last blog post..Fox News Pops Boner for Tea Baggers

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Yea both are sta­ying until June now one might actually stay next year, I actually own the place, so for me it’s the abi­lity to have give a grad stu­dent very cheap hou­sing and as it turns out we are fairly com­pa­ti­ble. My friend Kait will move out this sum­mer to be clo­ser to her work.

  8. laketreesNo Gravatar says:

    hope the wee­kend went to plan Coo­per :)
    a new look for the blog eh.…green!!! yes.…very nice :)

    laketrees’s last blog post..Happy Eas­ter!!

  9. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    btw — the NBC chan­nel out of Lan­cas­ter ran a story on that movie. maybe they read your blog entry on it!

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Mark Fidrych, we hahd­lay knew ya

  10. BoneNo Gravatar says:

    Am I the only one who thought “twin set” meant your mother might buy you some sheets?

    The story of my mother buying me clothes is a long and ugly one. And quite painful.

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Pro­bably not the only one at all. I am fond of rea­ding pain­ful sto­ries about mother’s buying clothing for their children.

  11. joegNo Gravatar says:

    Here’s to hoping you had a great wee­kend and the best Gin you could afford. I like the glimp­ses too.