A Fucking Hero?

My “obser­va­tion and report” on the Jody Hill direc­ted, Seth Rogen sta­rring, venal film of the same name, made at Legen­dary Pic­tu­res, and dis­tri­bu­ted by War­ner Bros.

SETH ROGEN: when we’re having sex and she’s uncons­cious like you can lite­rally feel the audience thin­king, like, how the fuck are they going to make this okay? Like, what can pos­sibly be said or done that I’m not going to walk out of the movie thea­ter in the next thirty seconds? … And then she says, like, the one thing that makes it all okay:

BRANDI: “Why are you stop­ping, motherfucker?”

When your best friend, drunk out of his mind, and hardly able to stand, implo­res you to hand him the car keys, do you give them to him? Of course you don’t.

Then what is so funny/OK about fuc­king a drunk out of her mind, pill pop­ping, alcoho­lic after she vomits all over her­self, when she momen­ta­rily arou­ses from her stu­por to tell you to go on?

Ans­wer, nothing. It’s called rape, there is no way you can spin this to make it alright.

I hope these men end up with someone’s dick up their ass one night when they’ve had too much tequila. OOPS. Do you think Seth Rogen would be eager to star in that movie? War­ners Brothers so eager to dis­tri­bute it?

Anna Faris, are you that des­pe­rate for work? Shame on you. Yes, and please don’t start on me for bla­ming the women. Shame, shame, shame on her.

I also hope this movie fails mise­rably, but given the searches for “rape”, “fun with rape”, “how to rape”, “how to get away with date rape” and so on that land here, a site which has some but not all that many posts in which the tags are rape, rape cul­ture, or date rape, I fear the worst. War­ner Brothers pro­bably did their research based on inter­net search terms.

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25 Comments

  • I’d find it impos­si­ble to sit there and watch this movie, never mind laugh at it. Looks like it mis­sed it’s mark of being some dark comedy with a meaning.

    I haven’t been on a com­pu­ter for fun in months. There doesn’t seem to be enough good news these days, even in entertainment.

    dane’s last blog post..Life is a Bitch

    • I don’t think you mis­sed a thing. Have fun on your work/trip. I was in Dubai when I was 11, not tower then.

  • I can­not ima­gine sit­ting through 5 minu­tes more of this idiocy. I also believe that you are quite right that scene where she is clearly drunk is abso­lu­tely rape. Peo­ple need to unders­tand that con­sent to sex must be enthu­sias­tic other­wise it is rape. The fact that peo­ple could find this funny shows exactly how per­va­sive our rape cul­ture really is. While I am not in the least bit sur­pri­sed, I am very disgusted.

    Renee’s last blog post..Mad World: Adam Lambert

    • I just could fathom their logic, but it just puts an exc­la­ma­tion point to everything I was already pretty sure of.

  • Your ana­logy easily wiped away the faulty rea­so­ning they used to make this alright. Yes, some peo­ple will find this funny, like you said, inter­net search terms give you a good idea at what peo­ple are loo­king for, but it is not the whole picture.

    I don’t find it funny. I bet more peo­ple than not will find it not so funny and will stay away from the whole idea of it.

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  • The movie industry execs who allo­wed this type of movie to be made need a good hard punch to the mouth. If that doesn’t work, you can always borrow my pick-axe. Based on your desc­rip­tion, I’m not even going to bother to click on the vid.

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Escape from Wasilla

    • It’s purely a money thing, quick money for a cheaply made movie with sce­nes meant to titi­llate though but which aren’t at all worthy of the thinking.

  • “SETH ROGEN: when we’re having sex and she’s uncons­cious like you can lite­rally feel the audience thin­king, like, how the fuck are they going to make this okay?”

    Now I really hate that guy, what an idiot. I hate fee­ling so hate­ful. There smug little convo makes me want to throw up.

    War­ners? I’m sur­pri­sed it’s not Dis­ney they will do anything if they for money, this doesn’t sound at all cle­ver so I hope it brings in nothing. Too bad Anna fell to this, she was so good in Lost in Translation.

    kait’s last blog post..Mus­tafa Hassanali

    • I’m never even sure who half these actres­ses and actres­ses are I’d never know here as the girl in Lost in trans­la­tion unless someone had men­tio­ned it. I don’t see her as really sig­ni­fi­cant in the shceme of life but still, what a shame.

  • I’ve given up watching Holly­wood movies, and this reminds me why I did so.

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  • It’s my nature to see things from both sides, so try not to be too quick to dis­re­gard my view.

    Obviously it’s quite dis­gus­ting, and Seth Rogen try’s to explain that it is quite uneasy to swa­llow.
    I’m cer­tain the movie goes beyond these clips to esta­blish that she isn’t exactly the type of per­son to be very res­pon­si­ble at all.
    Still, no, not right in any case.

    Your con­cern is that by pre­sen­ting this in a fea­ture film that it means it’s okay which of course it’s not.

    Ori­gi­nally I hadn’t known about this scene, and wasn’t inte­res­ted in this movie any­way, so I pro­bably wouldn’t have noti­ced.
    It’s sick, dis­gus­ting, but it’s a part of this war­ped comedy which is like any other dis­gus­ting ele­ment of any story, or movie.

    We live in a cul­ture where pretty much ever­yone dis­re­gards everything
    on almost every level. If I had to list how much irre­ve­rence I wit­ness throughout this world every day (which I often do) I’d never stop.
    Too much of our civi­li­za­tion gives movies, and enter­tain­ment too much weight, too much impor­tance. It’s how our gene­ra­tion is gro­wing, to lust being the cen­ter of attention…YouTube video blog­gers are a good exam­ples of peo­ple des­pe­rate to find value by imi­ta­ting a cul­ture that only seems to glo­rify enter­tain­ment as it’s most impor­tant value. Even there you see peo­ple typing ran­dom mean com­ments, and irre­ve­rence seems to be everyone’s only defense, to say that they don’t care either way, then move on.
    We give enter­tain­ment too much legi­ti­macy, so all we can do is move on.
    I keep hoping that we as a cul­ture start to rea­lize that we’re pain­ting this Earth with too many idiots inte­res­ted in over con­sump­tion, but it’s not chan­ging, until even­tually we’ll be for­ced to, and then this world really won’t be pretty to look at any more.

    Bennet’s last blog post..Rush Lim­baugh Lea­ves New York

    • There really is a dif­fe­rence bet­ween war­ped comedy and sanc­tio­ned rape. And you are right it doesn’t mat­ter what kind of per­son she is, Seth Rogen’s ugly cha­rac­ters always seem to end up fuc­king drunk women though, pro­bably the same in real life.

  • I was never able to watch the first Judd Apa­tow movie. Good to know I’m still right.

    Doug’s last blog post..Jewe­led Want

  • What in the sam hell? I had abso­lu­tely no desire to see this movie, but now? I am thin­king about making a sign and pro­tes­ting outside the theatre…this is bullshit. When exactly did it become funny to por­tray rape in a movie? And when did it become okay for women to be okay with this shit?

    I am disgusted…and it is only 7:00 in the morning…

  • I couldn’t even watch the vid. Doug’s always right (pun inten­ded) except when…

    I don’t remem­ber exactly when Fatal Attrac­tion came out but that chan­ged movies and society’s more’s fore­ver. It was OK to por­tray a woman as a psycho­tic because accor­ding to men and many women, though never expli­citly sta­ted, so many women were. I couldn’t put my fee­lings into a suc­cinct para­graph then. Just knew it was wrong.

    pia’s last blog post..The oldest child on the LIRR

  • They mis­sed the mark, trying too hard to make a dark comedy they
    went over the line. The most dis­tur­bing thing is their excuse for making it alright.

    His girl­friend must be proud.

    • It looks fairly stu­pid ove­rall any­way, so no great loss. I’mnot sure where the good movies are but I haven’t seen one is a long time.

  • Bro­man­ces are in and frat brother humor, which never amu­sed me, is quickly devol­ving. Bet this movie was shot fast and cheap.

    I’ve asked many a fellow about the pos­si­ble attrac­tions of sex with a coma­tose or semi-comatose woman. The ones I know well, the ones who are good lovers, would never con­si­der the pros­pect because they know that good sex requi­res total enga­ge­ment with the other person.

    Get­ting off, on the other hand, does not, and in mixed com­pany there have always been a few guys who snic­ker, look quickly at each other, and then appear to study their fingernails.

    A for­mer acquain­tance — our chil­dren pla­yed together — once men­tio­ned that she was a heavy slee­per and had given her hus­band per­mis­sion to have sex with her while she slept. She didn’t even know it was hap­pe­ning until the next day when he said, “Thank you, last night was great.”

    Was­sup with that?????!!!!????

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    • A man who will engage in the sex act with someone who is not enga­ged in IT with him has pro­blems on so many levels, star­ting with but not limi­ted to his character.