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I’m Hot Just Like Your Oven On Old School Friday

April 3rd, 2009 by cooper

It’s old School Fri­day, an event I mis­sed last week. I wan­ted to be cer­tain to catch it this week. The theme this week is “If I were a Boy”. Of course I have no idea what that means from an OSF stand­point. I couldn’t cheat and see where anyone else was going with this because no one seems to have one up yet. Bea­ting my head against the wall, rea­li­zing I’m not as smart as I think I am, I’m giving up.

Let’s go here.

I were a boy.… I’d be pretty much the same as I am now, except I’d have a penis, something I’ve never cove­ted, in case you are won­de­ring. I’d like the same music, though it’s pos­si­ble I’d replace my fond­ness for men who play strin­ged ins­tru­ments with a simi­lar fond­ness for fema­les, though there are no guarantees.

Some things would not change.

If I were a boy.… nothing from nothing would still leave nothing, and you’d still have to have something if ya wan­ted to be with me.

Billy Pres­ton, Nothing from Nothing.

If I were a boy.… I’d pro­bably sing this song at karaoke night.

The Cars, My best Friends Girl.

If I were a boy.…. I sup­pose I’d still need sexual healing.

Ben Harper’s acous­tic ver­sion of Sexual Healing.

OSF spon­so­red by Miss Marv and Mrs Gra­pe­vine

The pla­yers:

Elec­tro­nic Village | Kim | Kevin — A Slant Truth | Mar­cus LANGFORD | irie­gal | John | CC Groovy | Krea­tive Talk | Regina | Viv­rant Thing | AJ | Belei­ver 1964 | SJP | Bklyn­Queen 86 | Hey Shae | Mal­colm

| There Already

peace

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25 Responses to “I’m Hot Just Like Your Oven On Old School Friday”

  1. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    If you were a boy, I dare­say you might be a mite less inte­res­ting. After all, who would want to read a male-driven blog in the first place? Nothing of any great import was ever writ­ten by a male author.

    mojo shivers’s last blog post..‘Cause I’m Gonna Make You See, There’s Nobody Else Here, No One Like Me, I’m Spe­cial, So Spe­cial, I Gotta Have Some Of Your Atten­tion, Give It To Me

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      I read a lot of male dri­ven blogs, though I’ve never com­pa­red, I don’t neces­sary look to see the gen­der of the blog­ger before deci­ding to con­ti­nue rea­ding a blog. I’ve drop­ped a lot of make blog­ger read recently too.

  2. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Billy Pres­ton had the best fro ever.

    Doug’s last blog post..Recon­si­der

  3. gNo Gravatar says:

    I can’t pic­ture you at a karaoke night but that’s as good a song as any for karaoke. Billy Pres­ton was inc­re­dibly talen­ted.
    I like Harper’s ver­sion of Sexual Hea­ling, some­ti­mes more than Marvin’s.

    g’s last blog post..Jam­med

  4. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I can’t wait to come back for Har­per – I still buy CD’s – and want his newest. Mar­vin was in a class by him­self. We chris­te­ned the ope­ning of the ste­reo with Mar­vin then the Coas­ters – if you don’t know them well you will one day. Not taking away from Ben; think he’s wonderful

    I loved this post. The thought of you with a penis is slightly scary to me.

    You’re one of the few peo­ple I truly lis­ten to and have since I first “knew” you

    pia’s last blog post..A wor­king dryer can really impact a mood

  5. DPNo Gravatar says:

    This theme was cha­llen­ging but your pers­pec­tive is an inte­res­ting one. Women who play strin­ged ins­tru­ments? Maybe Miche­lle Nde­geo­ce­llo? India.Arie?

    Happy Old School Friday!

    DP’s last blog post..Musi­cal Inter­lude: Old School Fri­day — If I Were A Boy/Girl

  6. johnNo Gravatar says:

    “you’d still have to have something if ya wan­ted to be with me” cle­ver
    The Cars, that was fun.

    I like the acous­tic ver­sion of Sexual Hea­ling. i wouldn’t know what to do with that theme either, it was a good slant.

    john’s last blog post..Beck is Crazy

  7. MarvalusNo Gravatar says:

    Very nice take on an inte­res­ting theme!

    Happy OSF!

  8. sHaE-sHaENo Gravatar says:

    As soon as I read that quote I thought of Eddie Murphy in the movie “Raw.” Nothing from nothing lea­ves something… LOL Happy OSF!

    sHaE-sHaE’s last blog post..Old School Fri­day: If I Were…

  9. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    God I love Billy Pres­ton. Con­cert for Ban­gla­desh, he roc­ked it.
    The Cars? ha ha, that would be good karaoke.
    I’ve heard Harper’s acous­tic ver­sion and a more spi­ced up ver­sion, he did Mar­vin proud.

    jacob’s last blog post..Wee­kend Shout Out

  10. laketreesNo Gravatar says:

    love the Cars… Miss Coo­per!!!
    thanks for the memo­ries and I like being female…couldn’t ima­gine being a boy ;)

    laketrees’s last blog post..Run­ning late!!!

  11. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    I liked the Cars bet­ter before they went big. But I liked that model much bet­ter after she married Rick O. Ama­zing that some of the pret­tiest women marry some of the most ugliest men. Christy Brin­kley and Billy Joel is another exam­ple. What is the attrac­tion to butt ugly musicians?

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Asshats at New York Times threa­ten to put Bos­ton Globe out of business

  12. ChrisNo Gravatar says:

    But the real ques­tion is if you were a boy would you still have a blog?

    Chris’s last blog post..Fox Polling and Un-Patriotic Journalism