I’m Hot Just Like Your Oven On Old School Friday

It’s old School Fri­day, an event I mis­sed last week. I wan­ted to be cer­tain to catch it this week. The theme this week is “If I were a Boy”. Of course I have no idea what that means from an OSF stand­point. I couldn’t cheat and see where anyone else was going with this because no one seems to have one up yet. Bea­ting my head against the wall, rea­li­zing I’m not as smart as I think I am, I’m giving up.

Let’s go here.

I were a boy.… I’d be pretty much the same as I am now, except I’d have a penis, something I’ve never cove­ted, in case you are won­de­ring. I’d like the same music, though it’s pos­si­ble I’d replace my fond­ness for men who play strin­ged ins­tru­ments with a simi­lar fond­ness for fema­les, though there are no guarantees.

Some things would not change.

If I were a boy.… nothing from nothing would still leave nothing, and you’d still have to have something if ya wan­ted to be with me.

Billy Pres­ton, Nothing from Nothing.

If I were a boy.… I’d pro­bably sing this song at karaoke night.

The Cars, My best Friends Girl.

If I were a boy.…. I sup­pose I’d still need sexual healing.

Ben Harper’s acous­tic ver­sion of Sexual Healing.

OSF spon­so­red by Miss Marv and Mrs Gra­pe­vine

The pla­yers:

Elec­tro­nic Village | Kim | Kevin — A Slant Truth | Mar­cus LANGFORD | irie­gal | John | CC Groovy | Krea­tive Talk | Regina | Viv­rant Thing | AJ | Belei­ver 1964 | SJP | Bklyn­Queen 86 | Hey Shae | Mal­colm

| There Already

peace

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