It’s All About Women — Dorothy Parker

This week will be all about women, be they well known, unk­nown, blog­gers, jog­gers, or something in bet­ween. As a pre­lude to Inter­na­tio­nal Women’s Day I will trans­form Won­der­land or Not into mini cele­bra­tion of women.

IWD is obser­ved annually world­wide on March 8th, it is now an offi­cial holi­day in China, Arme­nia, Rus­sia, Azer­bai­jan, Bela­rus, Bul­ga­ria, Kazakhs­tan, Kyrgyzs­tan, Mace­do­nia, Mol­dova, Mon­go­lia, Taji­kis­tan, Ukraine, Uzbe­kis­tan and Viet­nam. Events are being held all over the world throughout the month of March. You can find events at the offi­cial IWD site, by Goo­gling, or chec­king Women’s Watch.

The Uni­ted Nations theme for the year 2009 is “Women and men uni­ted to end vio­lence against women and girls”. The theme is not set in stone, and may dif­fer from nation to nation. Those who choose to ack­now­ledge the day are not held to spe­ci­fic rules.The Blog­gers Unite site is also hos­ting the day. It’s a good way to share your post on March 8th.

On this very Mon­day mor­ning full of blus­tery wind, and falling tem­pe­ra­tu­res, but lac­king the pre­dic­ted snows­torm, I leave you in the hands of a woman. The woman is Dorothy Par­ker. An Ame­ri­can short story wri­ter, poet, and cri­tic known for her sea­ring wit. A theo­re­ti­cal com­mu­nist, though never a mem­ber of the Com­mu­nist Party, she stood early against Fas­cism and Nazism. A co-founder of the Screenwriter’s Guild, she was pla­ced on the infa­mous Holly­wood Blac­klist during the McCarthy era.

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I do not like my state of mind;
I’m bit­ter, que­ru­lous, unkind.
I hate my legs, I hate my hands,
I do not yearn for love­lier lands.
I dread the dawn’s recu­rrent light;
I hate to go to bed at night.
I snoot at sim­ple, ear­nest folk.
I can­not take the gent­lest joke.
I find no peace in paint or type.
My world is but a lot of tripe.
I’m disi­llu­sio­ned, empty-breasted.
For what I think, I’d be arres­ted.
I am not sick, I am not well.
My quon­dam dreams are shot to hell.
My soul is crushed, my spi­rit sore;
I do not like me any more.
I cavil, qua­rrel, grum­ble, grouse.
I pon­der on the narrow house.
I shud­der at the thought of men….
I’m due to fall in love again


Par­ker explo­ra­tion links:
Ame­ri­can Poems: Bio­graphy of Dorothy Par­ker
Modern Ame­ri­can Poetry U OF ill
Explore Dorothy Parker’s New York
The Com­prehen­sive Dorothy Par­ker Biblio­graphy
Dorothy Par­ker, Lillian Hell­man and the NAACP
Lis­ten to Parker’s story “Arran­ge­ment In Black And White”, read by Tyne Daily in this Octo­ber, 2000 piece in Salon.

peace

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26 Comments

  • Aaahhhh…the good ol’ blac­klist. I miss those days where we could put peo­ple on a list and then excom­mu­ni­cate them from life. Just kid­ding. It’s just ama­zing to me that we are still today deba­ting with the very same peo­ple, or at least the very same mind­set, who think blac­klis­ting is a great idea.

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    • There are still blac­klists as others have sta­ted. I ima­gine they are not just in edu­ca­tion either.

  • Dorothy Par­ker was a per­fect woman.

    Doug’s last blog post..Mus­tang

  • I had a friend once who told me that men were the bane of her existence.

    Chris — blac­klis­ting is still alive and well. In public edu­ca­tion of all places.

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    • That is not an uncom­mon sen­ti­ment amongst some women. I per­so­nally think those women are silly — given men such a stan­ding in their life that they could even be bane — such a was­te­ful energy sucker.

  • How cool… I was plan­ning on doing a post on women too for women’s his­tory month. I’ll make sure to check out that Blog­gers Unite site.

    Also to the other com­men­ters — blac­klis­ting does still hap­pen in public education.

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  • A great idea cooper.

    I plead igno­rance on Dorothy Parker’s body of work but I know her story. I have some catching up to do.

    There are blac­klists in public edu­ca­tion, they call them ine­li­gi­ble lists in some sys­tems. I bet there are lists like this in many industries.

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    • Get fami­liar with her, you will like her. Your wife is pro­bably fami­liar with her on some level.

      Cool sha­des Jacob.

  • I’m all for a week about women. Love the Par­ker links.

    Ah, but the snow came at last.

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    • I was disap­poin­ted in Doug the chan­nel 4 guy .He chan­ged his fore­cast at 11PM so I assu­med, because as of 3AM the snow loo­ked paltry, we weren’t going to get that much, but it did mess up my dri­ving day and my library time, as the uni library ope­ned late.

  • “Big Blond” from the collec­ted sto­ries of Dorothy Par­ker – I have the ori­gi­nal from the 40’s and I miss my books so much. Big Blond is a story you can read in your teens and love and read again 20 years later and see so much more

    Most peo­ple do know her “men don’t make pas­ses at girls who wear glas­ses” “candy is dandy but liquor is quicker”

    She is among my favo­rite of favo­ri­tes. I used to work across from the Algon­quin and go for lunch din­ner or drinks – the food was pas­sa­ble and pre­tend it was years ear­lier and I was a Knight of the Round Table though no mat­ter how sti­mu­la­ting the com­pany I was with they were never as acer­bic, witty and char­ming. On the other hand I heard they fell down a lot etc and my friends didn’t

    Great choice Coo­per. There’s a lot of revi­sio­nist his­tory about her work but I read ‘Big Blond” just before moving last year and it was ama­zing. I can quote lines from it. She has an abi­lity to make cha­rac­ters come alive as few wri­ters do

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  • I’m being audi­ted just as I try to get my 08 taxes together and have to wait for my NY law­yer to send my Oct clo­sing docs – well any­way, I goo­gle to sooth nerves

    Candy is dandy…is often attri­bu­ted to Willy Wonka who as far as I know was a crea­tion of Roald Dahl but
    is also attri­bu­ted to both Dorothy Par­ker and Ogden Nash – as Nash wrote for the New Yor­ker as the same time and fre­quen­ted the same bar stools it could have been either

    I hate it when peo­ple can’t get facts straight so.…

    pia’s last blog post..Hey Daddy, part 3

    • I am fami­liar with her but haven’t thought of her in some time. I was rea­ding that poem the other day, so I deci­ded to start with her in order to intro­duce her to those who might be unfa­mi­liar with her.

  • The draw­back of teaching 5th grade i —  not teaching Dorothy Parker.

    The week of the woman. I love it.

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  • Curious now about Dorothy Par­ker.
    I haven’t heard anything about Inter­na­tio­nal Women’s Day to be honest with you. But I guess rea­ding sport web­si­tes it isn’t surprising.

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  • terri­fic poem… so very honest and somewhat gritty..
    I have heard of Dorothy Par­ker but hadn’t read any of her work…
    thanks for the links Coo­per
    just chec­ked out Australia’s theme.…..
    Unite to End Vio­lence Against Women…
    good …very good!!

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    • You would pro­bably really enjoy her stuff Kim.
      Yes it looks like most nations took up the inter­na­tio­nal theme.

  • Love the poem. Thanks for sha­ring, Cooper.

    As a run­ner myself, I’m espe­cially loo­king for­ward to seeing which jog­ger you fea­ture :)

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    • Now I admit the jog­ger thing was just a rhyme, but I feel guilty, so I’ll have to go inves­ti­gate some runners.

      I run too Bone.

  • Abso­lu­tely great set of Dorothy Par­ker links. “Arran­ge­ment in Black and White” is one of my favo­ri­tes of hers.

  • The poem is too good which I enjo­yed rea­ding and I would surely like to check out on the infor­ma­tion I can get on Dorothy Par­ker. It is good to know that Women’s Day is cele­bra­ted in such a major scale worldwide…

  • great post idea! i’ve been thin­king of doing something for women’s his­tory month too.. thanks for sharing!

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