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Resigned

January 14th, 2009 by cooper

Ah, when will life be sim­ple and magi­cal again?

School, work, and my behind reco­ve­ring from a Satur­day of snow­boar­ding in free­zing rain — is there anything I won’t do for an adre­na­lin rush is a ques­tion I should ask myself — has tigh­te­ned the corri­dor of blog­ging space in time avai­la­ble here.

Things I’ve resig­ned myself to this week.

The rea­li­za­tion that the $200,000 inau­gu­ral pac­kage offe­red at the Man­da­rin Orien­tal — a pac­kage which comes with eve­ning wear by Ralph Lau­ren and unli­mi­ted use of a chauf­feu­red Mase­rati Quat­tro­porte —
does not fit into my bud­get, no mat­ter how much mani­pu­la­tion I do.

I’ve resig­ned myself to rea­ding never ending accounts of how Gen Y has to do this or that to get a job, be satis­fied with their career, change their career, live a pur­po­se­ful life, what we’re going to have to suf­fer through, and what we are going to have to buy into, from green pro­ducts to cars and govern­ment. I’m tired of hea­ring peo­ple talk about how Gene­ra­tion Y’ers must use the inter­net to their advan­tage or not use it at all, as if anyone of us actually think to use the inter­net inten­tio­nally to our disad­van­tage. I’m sick of this vague per­sis­tent theory that hete­ro­ge­neous, poli­ti­cal and socio­lo­gi­cal expe­rience can be explai­ned by put­ting together an age spe­ci­fic group without disc­ri­mi­na­tion and by desig­na­ting merit and ina­de­qua­cies to that gene­ra­tion as if it were not millions of sepe­rate thin­king indi­vi­duals but some coa­gu­la­ted chunk of gela­tin based product.

I’ve resig­ned myself to the fact I will pro­bably never be green enough to want to use cloth sani­tary nap­kins in order to save the pla­net. My part in the scourge of tam­pons which fill the land­fills yearly will con­ti­nue. I unders­tand that card­board tam­pon appli­ca­tors fill up land­fills, but they do have tam­pons without appli­ca­tors, and that is as far as I’m willing to go. When they figure out a bet­ter place to dump the hazar­dous waste of Fort Detrick and Fort Meade I’ll start worr­ying about my tampons.

peace

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33 Responses to “Resigned”

  1. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    I don’t know, Miss Coo­per – these sound an awful lot like reso­lu­tions rather than resig­na­tions. You’re trea­ding dan­ge­rously close to beco­ming a clo­set resolutionist.

    mojo shivers’s last blog post..There’s Nothing Time Hasn’t Touched, Is It Really Him Or The Loss Of My Inno­cence, I’ve Been Mis­sing So Much

  2. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Ha! A prin­ci­pled stand. You young folk are principled.

    Doug’s last blog post..Lady

  3. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Wel­come to my world. Ever since gene­ra­tions were named – coin­ci­ded with the begin­ning of TV and true mar­ke­ting– indi­vi­duals have been resig­ned to being cohorts – ready for stu­dies of simi­la­ri­ties with indi­vi­dua­lism being a con­cept more asso­cia­ted with Colum­bine than reality

    I’m get­ting bam­boo floors. My applian­ces will be all the most energy effi­cent, I don’t own a car and walk everywhere in a place where public trans­por­ta­tion is nil, and still peo­ple find ways I can be gree­ner. I have found these peo­ple to either be zea­lots or peo­ple who put their expec­ta­tions for them­sel­ves on other peo­ple while they don’t prac­tice what they preach

    pia’s last blog post..Nega­tive Capability

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Bam­boo floors how awe­some will that be.

      I draw the line at tam­pons. My family is gene­ral is pretty green which ias part of the rea­son we tra­ve­led so much for my fathers pro­jects so I can’t totally dis it but the tam­pon thing is a little ridi­cu­lous when there are huge issues simi­lar to the Detrick hazar­dous waste issue which are not addres­sed and haven’t been for years.

  4. It’s all about the orga­nic cot­ton tam­pons without the appli­ca­tor. When I star­ted to actually think about it, I had to won­der why shove something that’s not orga­nic up there?

    Tris­tan | the almost right word’s last blog post..Never ending math equation

  5. The rea­li­za­tion that the $200,000 inau­gu­ral pac­kage offe­red at the Man­da­rin Orien­tal — a pac­kage which comes with eve­ning wear by Ralph Lau­ren and unli­mi­ted use of a chauf­feu­red Mase­rati Quat­tro­porte —
    does not fit into my bud­get, no mat­ter how much mani­pu­la­tion I do.

    Pri­ce­less!

    Ster­ling Camden’s last blog post..Chip­ping the web: January 14th

  6. gNo Gravatar says:

    There’s nothing worse than going into the mens room and fin­ding a used tam­pon in the toi­let. Kind of gives you a what the fuck moment. I’m happy not to have to worry about it, and pro­bably wouldn’t be too con­cer­ned were I female, even though I’m an avid recycler.

    No way I’m hit­ting the inau­gu­ra­tion. I don’t know if anyone unders­tands a chauf­feur isn’t going to be able to get around any bet­ter than the beat up old Ford but let them figure it out when they get there.

    Four or five hun­dred port-a-pots are not going to cut it.

    g’s last blog post..Almost Inau­ge­ra­tion

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      We spent a lot of time there so we know but I think peo­ple unders­tand and don’t care. I did hear that there is a limit on the port a pots they can have and they are telling peo­ple to bring their own tp.

      Having not been in a men’s room recently I don’t know how often that pro­blems occurs.

  7. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    I’m going to sit at the office and watch it on the tube, my ship hasn’t come in so I won’t be sai­ling to the inau­gu­ra­tion in a fine car or stan­ding in line wai­ting to pee in a por­ta­ble bath­room. I live close but not close enough to make the trip in that tra­fic. I almost feel sorry for those coming from elsewhere not kno­wing what they are get­ting into.

    Of course if you can afford the 200,000 pac­kage you don’t have my sym­pathy — the cars have a potty I bet.

    I’m still wai­ting for my recyc­ling barrel the county is sup­po­sed to be giving to ever­yone. I’m exci­ted about it. I don’t think I’d worry a bout the tam­pons if I were a woman, there sre, as you poin­ted out, some huge issues which have yet to be addres­sed before tam­pons. My wife wouldn’t appre­ciate the sug­ges­tion either.

    jacob’s last blog post..The Tour Begins

  8. johnNo Gravatar says:

    Those pac­ka­ges are pretty inc­re­di­ble aren’t they?
    Even if I had that much spare cash I think I could find somewhere bet­ter to put it.

    The lum­ping together of gene­ra­tion y is something gene­ra­tion y buys into much to their own detri­ment. I think we are pretty cool in many ways but we aren’t all the same even though the mar­ke­ters would have us believe so, and many peo­ple fall for it. I know and work with too many peo­ple not of our gene­ra­tion to think this way. I’d rather be lum­ped into groups by any num­ber of things before my gene­ra­tion. Good looks for instance. ;)

    john’s last blog post..Links and Jinks On an Icy Night

  9. ChrisNo Gravatar says:

    Do have a ques­tion. Is Gen Y the same thing as Millen­nials? I’m not sure if I’m Gen X or Gen Y.

    I do have limits to my green­ness as well. I can’t seem to use rechar­gea­ble bat­te­ries as often as I should. And I have an SUV. I’m such a slacker.

    Chris’s last blog post..Coward Is Too Nice

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      yea I guess gen y is millennial’s the catch term of the now gen.

      I’m am actually pretty green but there are lines to be drawn and other batt­les to fight.

  10. actonbellNo Gravatar says:

    I do use rechar­gea­ble bat­te­ries, low wat­tage light bulbs, and recycle my plas­tic whe­ne­ver pos­si­ble, but – cloth????? OMG.

    actonbell’s last blog post..Mar­king Time

  11. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Some­ti­mes it is bet­ter to be comfy and sani­tary than to be “green.”

    Besi­des, I ain’t plan­ning to go to the beach in jer­sey this year.

    sauerkraut’s last blog post..Sarah Palin to us anon blog­gers: yo com­ments are wack!@

  12. MarvalusNo Gravatar says:

    This is going to sound totally dis­gus­ting, but I ran across an article about a little cup that you use ins­tead of sani­tary pro­ducts (you heard me, a cup)…and you empty it, rinse it out, and put it back in…eww.

    Um, I’ll stick to the tam­pons, thank you…

    And I think I’m too old to be con­si­de­red Gen Y…that is what I’m resig­ned too…

  13. kaitNo Gravatar says:

    I don’t know what gene­ra­tion I am and I like it that way. The tam­pon thing, orga­nics are good cloth is bad, you have a point about them having some longs­tan­ding huge issues which have a much grea­ter impact on the environment.

    I’m going to enjoy the inau­gu­ra­tion from the com­fort of my home. Except for the hot cho­co­late it will be an almost free event.

    kait’s last blog post..Dress Registry

  14. Wait… are you saying that you can’t be sum­med up with a let­ter assig­ned to you because of your age? My mind, she is blown.

    As for the rest, all I know is that ever­yone I know who’s tried the cups have said posi­tive things about them.

    Yeah… they all tell me about such things.

    EsotericWombat’s last blog post..Get­ting Back into the Game

  15. I agree about the gene­ra­li­za­tions of gene­ra­tions that Doug Cou­pland is parr­tially res­pon­si­ble for popu­la­ri­zing. Howe­ver, do you believe there is till means to turn the mass cha­rac­te­ri­za­tion into a positive?

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      Is there a means to moti­vate a gene­ra­tion, not sure. I think there is too much group think already, and each per­son needs to deve­lop their own best qua­li­ties without assu­ming a role or cha­rac­te­ris­tics assig­ned to them by some ran­dom mar­ke­teer — yes I meant eer.

  16. AubreyNo Gravatar says:

    It’s sad that anyone would be so gros­sed out by their own bodies and its natu­ral func­tions that they can’t even bring them­sel­ves to con­si­der cloth sani­tary nap­kins or the re-usable non-toxic cups. What’s “gross” is stic­king a bleached piece of fac­tory fluff inside your­self, put­ting your­self at risk for TSS (which is not asso­cia­ted with the cups), then thro­wing the whole thing away and for­get­ting about it, lea­ving it to end up in towe­ring land­fills where OTHER peo­ple and ani­mals have to deal with it. (This is not inten­ded directly to the wri­ter of the blog post but to some of the comments.)

  17. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    The pro­blem is that though most of the cups are sta­ted to be re-usable they break down, which is why they need to be repla­ced every so often and the break-down occurs inside your vagina. This accor­ding to my gynecologist.

    Like I said there are other issues with much lar­ger impact on the envi­ron­ment which have not been addres­sed on any level, and though I feel orga­nic tam­pons with no appli­ca­tor are a good choice I per­so­nal would not be com­for­ta­ble wea­ring a pad of any kind cloth or not.