From make-up and corsets
And black itchy fishnets
And things that go hump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
Veering away from the villainous political theme which is exhausting most of us I started browsing through Deviant Art under the term “Halloween”. I was considering, momentarily at least, making a Halloween header just to change things up a bit. I quickly lost my passion for the idea, lazy girl that I am. Upon scrolling through I began to wonder.
I saw plenty of this type of thing…………..
Halloween Witch by ~chatgr on deviantART
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This type of thing —> (Halloween Delights )
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Happy Halloween 2006 by ~Nevilk on deviantART
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This type of thing —> (butts are popular)
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::Punkin’s Wish:: by ^JunkbyJen on deviantART
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Happy Halloween 2007 by ~Dadward on deviantART
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halloween 2008 witch by ~tearsofrisingstar on deviantART
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Vampirella Re-Vamped by *Medox on deviantART
….. but in the twenty minutes I spent searching among all the androgynous anime, manga and peter pumpkin heads I didn’t discover one hot full lipped male vampire, or a properly groomed werewolf, to dampen my panties.
It’s a shame really.
Enjoy.
Peace
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Why are you still poking around deviantart is the real question :P
Duffy sucks just FYI
Does not suck.
I don’t know. I was looking for an idea for a new header.
I love her voice sort of old fashioned.
Point well taken. Considering the age of a lot of those people over there the writing is on the wall if this is what they are producing. Some fine work in some respects.
I think you get it. Thank you.
I think it fair they load up on some of those hot lipped vampires for you.The point is well taken. Subtly making the point works as well some of the time.
I remember somewhere a past post about vampire, you like them, yes?
Dusty Springfield voice – here’s hoping she doesn’t go the way of Amy.
Being subtle didn’t really work here, at least that is my general impression. eh, what can I say.
I hope she veers away from Amy’s path.
I’ve reached the age where beautiful witches are all too real for fantasy.
Nice music.
And what age might that be?
Great anthem–the song. Many women don’t realize that until they’re a pebble
I guess Halloween=witches==women. But most vampire books are written to appeal to women
Well, Interview with a Vampire certainly was, and putting Banderos in the movie didn’t hurt in that respect either.
Slutty witches and Nurses….
my fav part of halloween.
In real life nurses can kill you with one deft movemnt of their arm, and if that doesn’t work there is always morphine, and witches….they are green faced, hairy legged – they will scrap your eyeballs out of their sockets and feed them to their cats.
Just so you know.
Having a time here with the visual you put in my head with the last clause of the last line…
soooo… I’ll try to redirect it.
Why don’t you just have them draw you into some form of deviant art? How do YOU look in fishnets?
;-)
btw, that green-horned witch with the phallus is like… creepy.
You wouldn’t catch me in a pair.
I think the point was missed by the male creatures who have answered this so far, that’s what happens when you try to put it the nicest way possible. Otherwise you’re screechy and nagging.
I like that song, it works kind of nice with this post.
I know. That point was missed big time.
You crack me up… hey! I did find one that was kind of sexy in a crazy little way of a guy and his pumpkin… http://bullsik.deviantart.com/art/Halloween-11891508
Those things tied around his feet and those dark eyes just won’t do. lol
I’m thrilled to see you Shayna.
Didn’t do the deviant art (might be the library restrictions or something else) but I did do the DEAD people to dress up as post.
Hopefully, tonight I’ll get my SCARY STORY together. Expect a mix of well worn Movies, Books and TV shows intertwined in the writing. (It seems I could be a screenwriter for hollywood, if I followed the recent trends…)
So, were you ever a good witch or bad witch? Or a sexy vamp?
(Somehow, I think that wasn’t you.) Maybe a MAD scientist/doctor. OR a She-wolf.
I loved Halloween in the late 1970′s. I got to stay out to 11-12AM, go to costume parties, make 2-3 trips out, get Hersey’s big block candy and didn’t fear the boogie man in the form of 30 something loser…How times changed.
Halloween wasn’t really big where I grew up.
I’m no wicked witch, have been for some time.
Yeah, I thought about that AFTER I wrote it.
No DRAMA Obama was about melodrama last night. But it had its themes.
Going to work election day at the polls for $50. (Was asked by the South County for Obama campaign.) He’s in county on Friday – but I will have a hard time going and the crowd and parking.
You know these pictures don’t show up in the reader?
Is it because of the deviant art angle?
I get your point so, no elaboration necessary.
Kaitlyn’s right on the song.
Maybe it’s a DA restriction of something.
That first image is my fav because it looks like what would happen is Disney Animation made porn.
Disney characters use magic fairy dust on every thing too.
Now I can’t help but think about Peter Pan having gay sex….WTH is wrong with me?
I kind of better stay away from this because Disney porn is the last thing I want to think about.
I find most of these pictures offensive by the very fact their are no comparably themed male counterparts.
This is the iconic male vampire, Jonathan Frid playing Barnabas Collins (in Dark Shadows):
http://www.collinwood.net/cast/frid.htm