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Stand In The Place That You Live

September 30th, 2008 by cooper

Don’t follow poli­tics much? You miss Hilary because you loved when they star­ted to cri­ti­cize her clothing, the thing you do best. You follow Palin because you enjoy loo­king at her out­fits? You don’t vote because you really don’t know anything about it, and don’t care as long as you can buy your pur­ses, shoes, and the cri­sis doesn’t inte­rrupt the deli­very of your Vogue magazine?

I have a deal for you.

Become a revo­lu­tio­nary, check out the can­di­da­tes at their res­pec­tive sites and see what they have to say.

Then, think outside the box. Regis­ter to Vote. Now.

Mark the day in your Black­Berry, com­pu­ter, cell phone, iPhone, Kate Spade Day Plan­ner or the sticky notes you keep on your refrigerator.

Shop for a new out­fit. Treat your­self to a really expen­sive pair of this sea­sons shoes.

These.

Not these.

No, not for this occa­sion. This occa­sion calls for a little suf­fe­ring, a sac­ri­fice. Your feet will for­give you.

Truss your­self up. Make it color­ful, acces­so­rize. If you never dress up take this oppor­tu­nity to do so. Dres­sing up is thea­ter, and this is the per­fect time to join the thea­ter of this past year.

Shady Glade, Blue Iris, and Royal Lilac are totally in, and if you don’t know who you are voting for that is the color path you should follow.

Burnt Orange and Withe­red Rose are two “this sea­son colors” for McCain Voters.

The Color Pur­ple, seen hea­vily as the base color this fall, is the no brai­ner color for Obama sup­por­ters. If pur­ple is not your color you can either acces­so­rize with it ins­tead, or cover a lovely pur­ple shirt with a green jac­ket. Green being the other must have color base for the season.

Make an occa­sion out of it. Those voting pla­ces are rather drab, and peo­ple dress and groom appa­llingly when they vote, some­ti­mes even for­get­ting to brush their teeth. You could easily start a new trend among voters. Voting Chic it will be called. Ever­yone will want to do it. You may even make the cover of “Voting Day Magazine”.

Men, check out GQ, they are full of fashion advice for men, adding a pur­ple or withe­red rose shirt or swea­ter with decent no pleat front pant and navy bla­zer will work. No green jac­kets for you, this is not St Patrick’s day and green doesn’t work any other time for men. Check out the Sean John gallery I swear saw some pur­ple shirts in the 5th ave­nue store online, they’d work with the his tai­lo­red suits or the jeans.

If you’re not into fashion head to the polls a few hours early in your gas guzz­ling ford F-50, pack the grill, throw on a cou­ple of 5 pound T-Bones ( ok times are rough hot dogs and spe­cial sauce), drag out the Corona, and plop down in your par­ti­san bag chair for a cou­ple hours with your best buds.

Psyche your­self up for the big vote. After a few beers, a good steak, or crispy hot dog you can stroll on in, give each other a few hearty fist pumps, and cast your vote. Might as well make party out of it.

Just call me cheerleader.

You may sign up to vote on the side of this blog.

peace

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18 Responses to “Stand In The Place That You Live”

  1. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    Hmm. I never thought about dres­sing up to vote. Maybe I should live it up. After all, it only comes around every 4 years

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      I remem­ber dri­ving some peo­ple to the polls when my senior year I was here doing my IRC internship I pic­ked up older peo­ple to take the to the polls 2006 not 2004. They all dres­sed up. I bet tehy dress even more for the pre­si­den­tial vote. ;)

  2. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Pur­ple does not go well with my eyes.

    And I wouldn’t get caught dead in red pumps or furry slip­pers. I won’t even wear the fluffy ducks the twee­ner got me a cou­ple years ago for xmas.

    But I do have blue bag chairs.

    And I plead guilty to having a green bla­zer. But then, I am a Cel­tics fan.

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      “And I wouldn’t get caught dead in red pumps or furry slippers.”

      You bet­ter tell your offs­pring to take those pic­tu­res they pos­ted of you off the inter­net then. At least if you want me to believe that story.

  3. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Is Sar in the race?

  4. GNo Gravatar says:

    Do those red things come in size 13.
    I can see it now. Sit­ting in my bag chair drin­king a Corona, eating hot dogs, wea­ring my green and pur­ple plaid jac­ket while fist pum­ping the fool who still dri­ves an F-50.

    I think it’s a good idea. Making it a cele­bra­tion, dres­sing up. Thea­ter is a good word.

    We cater tail­gate par­ties, believe it or not. I think I have to go and do some voter day marketing.

  5. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Thought of you when watching Bos­ton Legal last night. Could easily ima­gine you as Shir­ley Schmitt’s grand­daugh­ter though you wouldn’t dare call her a “suf­fra­gette” Would you?

  6. kaitNo Gravatar says:

    Nothing wrong with acces­so­ri­zing with pur­ple, and withe­red rose, while wea­ring black. ;)

    Nice use of REM.

  7. […] If you don’t vote think about doing it this year. Time is run­ning out. Coo­per has some sug­ges­tions to make it fun for ya in Stand in the Place that You Live. […]

  8. laketreesNo Gravatar says:

    lol Coo­per..
    a very funny post worthy of Vogue itself.. :)

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      yes, the only think mis­sing would a full page spread of my nude body,except for those shoes, dra­ped with the Ame­ri­can flag.

      I ‘m sure the outrage,
      over the flag being way too volu­mi­nous, would be sig­ni­fi­cant. ;0

  9. Jason ZFPNo Gravatar says:

    Lol for some odd rea­son I’m really dig­ging this post. Very frig­gin’ funny…

    This is… almost… girly soun­ding. I mean, like, in a Coo­per way. :)

  10. caseyNo Gravatar says:

    You are always wor­king it.
    It always works.
    I gave up the F-50 and the steaks, hot dogs, two packs for the price of one, is where I’m at now.

    Keep wor­king it.