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He’s A Mad Scientist, and I’m His Beautiful Daughter

September 11th, 2008 by cooper

My father is stop­ping in this wee­kend. He is loo­king at pro­perty in Mary­land again, his main office has always been in Bal­ti­more, though he has prac­ti­ced out of Pro­vi­dence for some time now, he’s been in Aus­tra­lia or Puerto Rico for half of the last seve­ral years. I hope the old archi­tect feels like pain­ting. I need a dar­ker more sub­dued look for studying.

The title has nothing to do with my father or me of course. (though I’m sure I’m always beau­ti­ful in his eyes, he has never been a scien­tist, or crazy)

I thought it appro­priate to use this elec­tion sea­son given the events of the last week, fit­ting I guess you’d say, to use an ope­ning line from a book once revie­wed for the School Library Jour­nal as sopho­mo­ric, sexist, mili­tantly right wing, and exces­si­vely ver­bose.

I’m in the busy phase again. The three minute sho­wer, rea­ding on the toi­let phase. Also called the look lon­gingly at the bar stools filling with friends, but out of neces­sity doing some library time, going home and eating cold spaghetti phase. In light of this I wasn’t plea­sed to find my host emai­ling me to tell me I have excee­ded my CPU usage. I’m like .….right. You want me to purchase a dedi­ca­ted ser­ver? Get me a laugh track. I don’t even need a yellow light at this blog, never mind a red one.

They will gladly help me “opti­mize” for $75 dollars an hour to stave off the need for some hun­dred dollar a month server.

I’m opti­mi­zing on my own. If the con­se­quen­ces of that are a disap­pea­ring blog don’t be alar­med. I’ll find it even­tually and get it back up.

“On Wed­nes­day, the Sub­com­mit­tee on Natio­nal Secu­rity and Foreign Affairs held a second hea­ring to exa­mine the current sta­tus of sexual assault res­ponse and pre­ven­tion within the U.S. mili­tary. The hea­ring fea­tu­red tes­ti­mony by Dr. Kaye Whit­ley, the Direc­tor of the Defense Department’s Sexual Assault Pre­ven­tion and Res­ponse Office, who was orde­red by her supe­riors to ignore a validly issued sub­poena to tes­tify at the Subcommittee’s ini­tial July 31, 2008 hea­ring. The goal of these hea­rings is to ensure that the Defense Depart­ment has ade­quate poli­cies and over­sight mecha­nisms in place to pre­vent, treat, and punish sexual assaults – all mat­ters Dr. Whit­ley has direct juris­dic­tion over in her Defense Depart­ment position.”

PDF’S of the tes­ti­mony can be found at the site lin­ked above.

The Lavena John­son site notes this as well. The site also ope­ned up a new forum for discussion.

Things only twenty something guys would ask.

What does “I have a boy­friend” mean?

I was scro­lling around searching tit­les loo­king for “CPU songs”, but only found “blog songs”. This little ditty at Anil Dash, writ­ten in 2004. A Poem Called My Weblog. Writ­ten by Vic­tor Lams

It comes in mp3 form HERE .

I was entertained.

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21 Responses to “He’s A Mad Scientist, and I’m His Beautiful Daughter”

  1. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    You would think of any orga­ni­za­tion the mili­tary would be the best-equipped to enforce dis­ci­pline in regards to sexual assault in its ranks. Then again, never having been in the mili­tary, I fear I’m ill-equipped to illu­mi­nate what they have done right or wrong in res­ponse to this concern.

    When I saw The General’s Daugh­ter and it’s callous por­tra­yal of how the deal with women offi­cers being sexually assaul­ted, it was a real eye-opener that’s for sure.

    • cooperNo Gravatar says:

      You would think. We pre­sume a lot of things inco­rrectly, but you’d think this would be one of those things we could bank on — the safety of mili­tary per­so­nal and res­pect of human beings. The mili­tary only pro­ves that women are con­si­de­red some kind of sub-species.

  2. DougNo Gravatar says:

    I like the poem. Spea­king of exces­si­vely ver­bose and com­pli­ca­ted, “I have a boy­friend” means “no.” You have to keep things sim­ple for men, espe­cially in their twenties.

  3. caseyNo Gravatar says:

    The busy phase is bet­ter than the I’ve got nothing to do phase.

    I keep mea­ning to join the twenty somethings.

    Great line/title — intent. I’ve never read the book.

    The mp3 was enter­tai­ning, not bad really.

  4. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I’m glad Doug sol­ved that big question

    I’m too aller­gied to com­ment on anything of substance

  5. But…but…I love cold spaghetti!

    And what an inte­res­ting point you make there, my friend, regar­ding the truly ins­pi­ring dis­cus­sions that have begun regar­ding the very sig­ni­fi­cant issue of “What does, ‘I have a boy­friend,’ mean?”

    I’ve been con­tem­pla­ting this ques­tion for days now.

  6. YobachiNo Gravatar says:

    You’re beau­ti­ful in my eyes.

  7. GNo Gravatar says:

    Rea­ding on the toi­let is a per­ma­nent phase for me. The sexual abuse in the mili­tary is a little much to take. I won­der why that is.

    Maybe it stems from something as sim­ple as not unders­tan­ding what “I have a boy­friend” meanS?

    The dude sin­ging his poem, now that is awe­some. Stu­pid but still awe­some and I like the poem. I know how he feels.

  8. GNo Gravatar says:

    I meant to ad, you’re beau­ti­ful in my eyes too, in case there is some kind of con­test here. Then again I’ve really seen you, so it’s not like I’m doing you any favors.


    Your heart is quite good loo­king
    your mind is pretty cute
    sense of humor a work of art
    making the visage moot

  9. Jason P.No Gravatar says:

    A girl after my own heart: rea­ding on the can.

    I am guilty of not let­ting “I have a boy­friend” bother. Boy­friend is not a hus­band; we hope you’ll change atti­tu­des on him(and us.) The com­pe­ti­tion for avai­la­ble mates is always contentious.

    Course, I should work in the Dept. of Inte­rior. Seems I can get drugs, get laid and only give up America’s vital land for oil dri­lling to gain perks. Win! Win! (Unless you get caught.)

  10. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Except “I have a boy­friend” usually means no, or I’m not inte­res­ted.
    From the res­ponse to that ques­tion though it does seem that both fema­les and males are a little con­flic­ted on this.

  11. YobachiNo Gravatar says:

    Coo­per, which is why you all should just say “no, I’m not inte­res­ted”; because say “I have a boy­friend” just makes it a challenge.

    “I don’t like you, go away” is more crushing and were more likely to do it. Though either having ubber con­fi­dence, being drunk, or your body lan­guage betra­ying your words might not make anything you say matter.

  12. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    It wasn’t about me. I am more than capa­ble of saying no. The ques­tions was posed in all serious­ness by some guy at the twenty something blog­ger forum.

    The scary thing was I believe some fema­les were even a little inde­ci­sive in the answer.

  13. Victor LamsNo Gravatar says:

    Hey there. Glad you were enter­tai­ned by the song! :-)