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Archive for May, 2008

Cuz Date Rape is Such a Yuck Yuck

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

I’ve never been so happy to be out of the loop of pop cul­ture and into other things. I’m relie­ved I’ve never felt the need to hypothe­cate my huma­nity by enter­tai­ning myself with idio­tic gar­bage, or fin­ding the stuff rolled out by Gaw­ker Media the least bit inte­res­ting, or entertaining.

I pas­sed by this this via Majikthise ear­lier and follo­wed the links. I’m com­pe­lled to post this.

Obli­ga­ted might be a bet­ter word choice.

First we have a for­mer Gaw­ker Media minion barring her soul in the New York Times Mag, ( they bought it of course which is all the more telling), and now we have Alex Balk for­mer Gaw­ker edi­tor and current Radar Online Exe­cu­tive Edi­tor, pos­ting an email, on his tumblr, from Richard Bla­ke­ley – Gaw­ker Edi­tor ( appro­pria­tely called “a tiny coc­ked piece of shit” by Attac­ker­man ) entrea­ting a cou­ple of lines, for a future post, on how to best date rape someone.

Now I have no idea really if the email was authen­tic, or if Balk made it up, but either way the indi­vi­dual who wrote it, or pos­ted it as a joke, is rather ill min­ded and yea pro­bably cur­sed with a flac­cid short one.

The link on the tumblr looks like it leads to a story at boin­ko­logy, another little haun­ted house of misogyny, yet there is no story there, so maybe even the vile have their limits.

Not to vio­late copy­right laws I will paraph­rase what I read in this sup­po­sed email from Richard Bla­ke­ley to Alex Balk.

( These are adult men )

Hey dude I’m pen­ning an article for bion­ko­logy on where to go on a first date rape
There will be bunch of ans­wers, some mine, some belon­ging to others. Give me a few sen­ten­ces of where you’d take a girl on a first date rape ( he goes on to give an exam­ple) yuck yuck.…

That this kind of thing is demo­tic is a sad fact of where we are on this, my 23rd birthday.

And yes I’m going to post this again, because it rocks.

I want a piano, if anyone is taking my list. ;)

Peace.