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Things You Always Wanted to Know, But were Afraid to Ask

January 10th, 2008 by cooper

I have a pas­sion for the maca­bre, from the not so artis­tic A Night­mare on Elm Street, a film relea­sed almost a year before I was born, a film in which Johnny Depp takes on his first not so cha­llen­ging large screen movie role as the boy­friend of the heroine, to Swee­ney Todd where Johnny Depp takes on the role of the vin­dic­tive, embit­te­red bar­ber and.…cough… sings.

Johhny has repla­ced Billy Joel as one of my fake, not in his right mind, older boy­friends.

I’m still com­mit­ted to rea­ding Of Human Bon­dage this year, a book I’ve pro­mi­sed myself for years I would read, but for some rea­son I just can’t mange to get to it. Yawn.

I have 5 of the 7 habits of highly effec­tive peo­ple.

Go ahead take a guess.

I’ve stop­ped drin­king cof­fee after noon. I deci­ded it was time I slept on a semi-normal sche­dule.
Until next week that is. So far I have been awake until three every mor­ning cra­ving my mor­ning cof­fee while des­pe­ra­tely searching five thou­sand movies chan­nels for old Alfred Hitch­cock movies.

I am disap­poin­ted Obama didn’t take New Hampshire, but anno­yed at the assump­tion that all young fema­les are idiots being swept away by the emo­tion of Obama, as oppo­sed to having spent some time lear­ning about the issues and making the deci­sion that Mrs. Clin­ton does not repre­sent them .

I do find it funny to see the pal­pa­ble dis­like of umm.…. Chris Matthews for Mrs. Clin­ton, and the glee with which he dis­cus­sed her early demise, and how tonight the pun­dit is trip­ping over his prai­ses for her, if not obviously cho­king on them. This is entertainment.

I know I’m not nor­mal. If I tell you I like shoes will that help add some nor­malcy to the picture?

Actually I like boots.

One thing I think some peo­ple misun­ders­tood was the feed rea­der thing. I want you all to put your blogs on full feed so I can read them in full via my rea­der in full on days I’m tied up with school. I use goo­gle rea­der, during the day and then have full know­ledge of them when I look at the blogs themselves.

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24 Responses to “Things You Always Wanted to Know, But were Afraid to Ask”

  1. I actually liked his sin­ging voice.

    Hillary won’t take any more sta­tes by crying at soft­ball ques­tions. If it was plan­ned it’s pathe­tic. And if it wasnt… it almost seems like a bit of Nixo­nian self-pity.

    In any case, momentum’s a funny thing. Two weeks ago coming within three points would have been encou­ra­ging Of course Iowa chan­ged that… but I’m optimistic.

  2. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    I’ve deci­ded Rita Hay­worth should have been my older girl­friend. There’s not many of those on my list, but she defi­ni­tely had a lot of the qua­li­ties I find appea­ling in a woman.

    So right now it’d be Sara Stan­ley, Edda Bur­ber, and Rita. Two fic­tio­nal cha­rac­ters and one long since pas­sed actress/dancer.

  3. thatoldsoulNo Gravatar says:

    God I hate lists.

    After years of being told I would be bet­ter off more orga­ni­zed, my father and mother have recently read an article in Costco maga­zine that says some­ti­mes clut­ter boosts pro­duc­ti­vity.

    Also him trying to defend Regan has me irra­ta­ted but thats another story.

  4. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I acci­den­tally saw two minu­tes of Leno last night – he tal­ked of Obama as a rock star and sho­wed young girls – youn­ger than you. He didn’t get that they were exci­ted about the message

    I’m a baby boo­mer woman I’m sup­po­sed to like Hillary. Then I’m not sup­po­sed to like women candidates.

    This is really the first elec­tion of the new cen­tury and all the rules and the way the games are pla­yed have changed

    The pun­dits are having a hard time with that

    I was disap­poin­ted for about a minute until I rea­li­zed this is a per­fect oppor­tu­nity for Obama to show what he’s made of

    Peo­ple uh such as my sis­ter might not have to ask me who would be Obama’s ideal cabi­net and who would be Hillary’s.

    I was having a major melt­down when she asked. The ques­tion wasn’t about door­men so I didn’t want to answer

    Don’t know if I can get used to Johnny Depp repla­cing Billy Joel in your affec­tions. It’s been years :)

    I’m trying to limit my cof­fee intake for the same rea­son and it’s so hard

  5. DougNo Gravatar says:

    I bet the habits you don’t have are star­ting with the end in mind and, maybe, synergy.

    You don’t have to explain your enter­tain­ment to me, I’d buy front row seats to Lou Dobb cho­king to death on a chic­ken bone.

  6. […] trys to con­ven­cience us that she may not be nor­mal… Things You Always Wan­ted to Know, But were Afraid to Ask “I know I’m not nor­mal. If I tell you I like shoes will that help add some nor­malcy to the […]

  7. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I became fas­ci­na­ted with inter­de­pen­dence – not a habit I know. Something I’m good at a real work situa­tion but not in wri­ting or in my home life
    Using my middle name Tani in sec­ret life of doormen

  8. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    I have never been sure why fema­les love Johnny Depp. My wife ado­res him in all his weird­ness.
    I bet the first three habits belong to you.

    It’s going to be a long elec­tion sea­son. Good thing, it will take the place of the the wri­ters who are on strike. It is serious busi­ness, but the news anchors and pun­dits make it enter­tai­ning, not infor­ma­tive but entertaining.

    I unders­tood the feed think.

  9. jakeNo Gravatar says:

    I never really got the whole Johnny Depp fas­ci­na­tion thing either, but whatever.

    The whole not drin­king cof­fee after noon thing is pro­bably a good thing. I’ve always been ama­zed by this guy who comes into star­bucks after he gets off work at 4pm and gets five shots of espresso… everyday.

    By the way, did you ever check out Flock? (it’s got a really cool feed rea­der too).

    PS
    I’m fee­ling much bet­ter now. Thanks.

  10. IkeNo Gravatar says:

    I think it is a riot that wise, lear­ned pun­dits can zero in on exactly why hun­dreds of thou­sands of indi­vi­duals make their poli­ti­cal choices.

    It’s stu­pid, and it is demea­ning that in this day and age peo­ple get lum­ped into groups by vir­tue of skin color and gen­der. It’s Iden­tity Poli­tics, and if you for some rea­son don’t fit that tem­plate, you don’t exist.

    99% of the analy­sis in pun­ditry is the pun­dits’ own school­girl crushes being attri­bu­ted to others.

  11. How odd. I have 77 of the 79 habits of highly inef­fec­tive peo­ple. Small world.

  12. johnNo Gravatar says:

    Black boots by any chance?

    There is no such thing as nor­mal. If you were clo­ser to ave­rage this blog of yours would be a whole dif­fe­rent product.

    “The 7 habits” are worth rea­ding, far bet­ter than “The Laws of Attrac­tion” bullshit.

  13. KateNo Gravatar says:

    Ah, a woman after my own heart. Only Johnny Depp would not replace Billy Joel– we would live in strange and awk­ward harmony.

    Only in my dreams.

    K.

  14. MarvalusNo Gravatar says:

    I’m Black…and I’m a woman…who should I like?

    Am I a woman so I should like Hillary?

    Or am I Black so I should like Barack?

    The ans­wer: I’m a per­son who belie­ves in Obama…how’s that?!

    It was quite amu­sing to me to watch the poli­ti­cal pun­dits eat their words after HRC won New Hampshire…although when you look at the dele­ga­tes, it really was a dead tie…I’m not put off at all, it just makes the race all the more interesting…

    Coop, I’m also at 5 of the 7 habits…who knew? (((smiles)))

  15. thatoldsoulNo Gravatar says:

    Eh, for some rea­son I dont think my wri­tings are very impor­tant. I mean i would just end up ranting.

    I’m really not that interesting.

  16. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    I’m still diges­ting the new hamps­ter out­come. You know I am no fan of Sena­tor Clin­ton. But she defi­ni­tely hit onto something with her weepy-eyed com­ment about having the oppor­tu­nity for so many things. I spoke last night with a friend up that way and was a bit sur­pri­sed at her jus­ti­fi­ca­tion (pro­bably not the right word) for voting for Hillary at the last moment.

    This woman is old enough and young enough to remem­ber when well-educated women didn’t have it so easy. There was a pal­pa­ble glass cei­ling when she went thru her MBA pro­gram at Sim­mons. She views Hillary as an older peer — someone often expec­ted to be a trail-blazer due to being “among the first” while at the same time jud­ged nega­ti­vely because she plays the same brand of hard­ball that the boys play.

    Her com­ments about Obama con­tai­ned hints of disap­point­ment. Unders­tand that my friend and I share very simi­lar poli­ti­cal view­points and obser­va­tions. But I was sur­pri­sed to hear her voice with some amount of pas­sion the disap­point­ment at Obama never defi­ning what he means by “change.”

    Change seems to be this sea­sons buzz­word. For Obama and Hillary, they need to clearly com­mu­ni­cate that “change” means more than just a dif­fe­rent skin color or gen­der, but a change in the way things will be done in the arm­pit. Hillary, we both know, will bring none of that type of change — not only in terms of policy but in that nas­ti­ness that has come to define our nation’s capi­tal. I know we can do bet­ter. And I know we will never get there if large num­bers of voters con­ti­nue to pull the lever for Hillary Clin­ton for no real rea­son except that Obama’s mes­sage and phi­lo­sophy is unclear.

    sorry about the long post. just drank a mug of cof­fee (don’t do “cups”).

    cheers. :-)

  17. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    EW: I love him too much to care.
    There is no other choice but to be optimistic.

    mojo: Those are good choi­ces mojo, I approve. I had to look up Rita Hayworth.

    tha­told­soul: Yeah for Costco maga­zine. lol

    Nothing wrong with ran­ting. I’d say that of course as I do it all the time.

    I can’t func­tion when things are not orga­ni­zed.
    Just tell him there is no defense for Ronald Reagan.

    Pia:
    About repla­cing Billy Joel: I have had second thoughts, and may just have to add Johnny to the group.

    Leno is not my thing but it would figure. They are really pla­ying on the strings of the baby boo­mer woman. Erica Jong wrote something at Huff post which rather tic­ked me off. I wan­ted to tell her to go back into her clo­set. Not that she’d been in one, but still.

    Doug: I actually do start with the end in mind, the pro­blem is the end chan­ges from week to week, or maybe from day to day, but I am nowhere near synergy at this point in time, though I sus­pect the next three years might beat some synergy into me.

    jacob: He is .…..special. ;)

    Ike: That is why the best I can take away from it all is some­ti­mes, a few minu­tes of entertainment.

    Dedd: You know it is, isn’t it. So much alike we are, yet so dif­fe­rent. Whne are you coming back anyway?

    John: Of course black boots, silly.
    I’m with you on the “Laws of Attraction”.

    Kate: I can cer­tainly unders­tand the har­mony thing, and am currently recon­si­de­ring tos­sing Billy out the door. It is get­ting crow­ded what with Paul Simon in there as well.

    Marv: Oh I bet I knew, and I bet they are the same as mine. ;)

    sk: Stay off the cof­fee I say.
    If anyone bothe­red to read his web­site there are some clearly defi­ned chan­ges there. You have to choose an issue read the top and then scroll down. I know it’s hard for peo­ple to scroll down, and given our nations habit of get­ting all their news from sound bites I’m not sur­pri­sed no one has bothe­red to do it, .
    It may not be the be all or end all defi­ni­tions but it is far more than peo­ple unders­tand, because they sim­ple haven’t looked.

  18. When am I coming back? My dear, I never went away. I’m here, aren’t I?

  19. kellypeaNo Gravatar says:

    Being effec­tive is highly over rated. I’m reti­red from all that now. Let me illustrate…

    I’m saving my poli­ti­cal com­ments for next week. I pro­mi­sed myself I’d wait. But I’m loving the idea of all the tal­king heads falling all over them­sel­ves because they have abso­lu­tely no idea which end is up. The very best in rea­lity TV.

    Hitch­cock has got to be in the web somewhere…Night of the Living Dead is and how creepy is that for the wee hours of the morning.

    Skip rea­ding Of Human Bon­dage and see the clas­sic movie with Bette Davis. Then decide if you want to read the book. It’s against my rules, but I saw Ato­ne­ment, and am now going to read the book. Haven’t ever done that.

    Try drin­king tri­ple shot lat­tes. You won’t need cof­fee after noon.

    And it’s nice to know there are others out there who are not normal.

  20. Here’s my list for suc­cess:
    1) Tear up the lists.

    I know what you mean with the Hitch­cock films — I’ve collec­ted most of them from Ger­man TV, the ones they sho­wed with sub­tit­les. Now I guess you can buy a dvd box with all of them.

  21. JasonNo Gravatar says:

    Always with the Feed Rea­der. Sheesh… :) Added the full feed — mostly — at your request.

    Dear lord, you’re rea­ding self-help books? Lol.

  22. I’m a fan of the old Hitch­cock movies and remem­ber, as a child, I was always on the loo­kout for the cameo appea­rance by Alfred himself

  23. CoyotemikeNo Gravatar says:

    I was shoc­ked when I asked my mother who she is sup­por­ting for prez. Nor­mally, she is fairly con­ser­va­tive, and I think she’s regis­te­red Repu­bli­can. But she told me she is in favor of Obama :)

    I think I’ve become more of an influence on my parents than they are on me in these last few years.

  24. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Dedd: You are here but you are not there.….

    You kow what I mean. ;)

    kelly­pea: Being effec­tive is highly over rated. That I’m glad to hear.

    They play a lot of Hitch­cock on the old movie chan­nels and I have a small collec­tion. I’m rather fond of the ori­gi­nal Night of the Living Dead movie.

    I just might do that, something tells me that I’m not sup­po­sed to read it. You’ve just hel­ped me affirm it.

    i find the web is full of those who are not nor­mal, makes me won­der if anyone ever was.

    Inde: You’re abso­lu­tely right about lists inde.

    Jason: Thanks you, that makes it easy to enjoy the zen­fro in my fif­teen minu­tes of free after­noon time while wol­fing down a tofu bur­ger and water.
    Naw, not really much of a self helper…

    Sean: I fell in love with them when very young, pro­bably wouldn’t have known who he was though if he appea­red though now I know what he looks like because I have since seen some old “Alfred Hitch­cock Presents”.

    Coyote: That’s good to hear. My parents never really influen­ced me much, except for the fact of my upbrin­ging, which led me to always think first and act second.