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The Cock Us and The Vegetable Stew

January 3rd, 2008 by cooper

I’m hoping you all made it home safe and sound, if you went out at all — on New Years Eve.

The Iowa cock us takes place in less than twenty-four hours. You know the event, the one where the rea­so­na­ble, edu­ca­ted, infor­med, rural, white, Iowans take the helm at repre­sen­ting a country full of rea­so­nably edu­ca­ted, infor­med, rural, white Ame­ri­cans. Iowans place their stamp of appro­val on a can­di­date by voting, in a very spe­ci­fic early eve­ning time frame. If you are wor­king, an inva­lid, una­ble to make it in that very spe­ci­fic early eve­ning time frame, or ser­ving in Iraq you are not part of this pri­vi­le­ged crowd. In the afo­re­men­tio­ned cases you will be una­ble to take part in the first a major elec­to­ral event of the sea­son, one which might serve as an early indi­ca­tion of which can­di­da­tes for Pre­si­dent might win the nomi­na­tion of their poli­ti­cal party at that party’s natio­nal convention.

Spea­king of butt craw­ling, I have had friends or family craw­ling up mine for over a week. This trend con­ti­nues for a few more days. I love it because my mother has all of a sud­den lear­ned to cook exce­llent vege­ta­rian meals, like the one pre­pa­red and wai­ting for me when I retur­ned home this eve­ning after I, the lowest of the low on the totem pole of life, sch­lep­ped home from work in sub zero wind chill con­di­tions. My mother was always a vegan, but she never really coo­ked much, when she did it was not pretty. I have been fed and impres­sed this week with a variety of what she calls “stews”.

I’m not thri­lled that there always seems to be someone behind me when I am on the com­pu­ter, very dis­con­cer­ting, and the rea­son this post was not pos­ted six hours ago. I’m enjo­ying the time spent with family and friends though, so much that I am sure I will be able to tole­rate it a few more days.

Peace

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15 Responses to “The Cock Us and The Vegetable Stew”

  1. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    How often do you get to cele­brate a good cau­cus with family and friends?
    Enjoy, or tole­rate, they mean the same thing.;)

  2. Stew for the ste­wed, what an appro­priate meal. So Iowa, the corny State has poten­tial abler voters all ears today. Well need­less to say where some of us would like to stick those Iowan corn cobs :)

  3. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    jacob: Admit­tedly not very often , thank good­ness.
    poe­tress: Indeed poe­tress, indeed.

  4. piaNo Gravatar says:

    An almost mommy/Cooper story – love it.

    South Caro­lina has the first pri­mary that’s sup­po­sed to count

    Am on my ninth week of having the hours bet­ween 7 AM-9AM to myself. Might soon lose it very very publicly

  5. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Salaam alei­kum.

  6. harriettNo Gravatar says:

    Go Coo­per Go!!! I’m sure you added spice to that stew!! Oh so good to hear your clear voice again!!

  7. jakeNo Gravatar says:

    I’m kinda exci­ted, this is the first year for me to vote!

    Stew sounds good.

  8. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    cock us

    tap tap…

    Is this where someone else is sup­po­sed to chime in with the expec­ted, but unwan­ted “if che­ney was in Iowa at the cock us, then it truly would be a dick-fest”?

    Oh dear… I need to pay less atten­tion to the semi-double enten­dres and more to the stra­te­gies of get­ting a strong can­di­date to come in 3rd twice.

    meow.

  9. Jason P.No Gravatar says:

    Well, fly over country repre­sents all those values peo­ple sup­po­sely want in a can­di­date. Actually, they want the ones that won’t des­troy their poc­ket book, pro­tect them from “evil” and can make Ame­rica look great.

    Hope the eating goes swell. I gotta cold. Need to eat all the chic­ken soup and vege­ta­bles I can…but here I am, com­men­ting on your won­drous blog!!! ;)

  10. Ev NucciNo Gravatar says:

    Simply bri­lliant!

  11. Dave JNo Gravatar says:

    Oof. I don’t like that elbow to elbow fee­ling either. We may be social crea­tu­res, but sar­di­nes we are not. On the plus, at least they are sho­wing inte­rest in what you are doing, that’s kinda cool… in a way. It will all be over soon.

    Oh, and Iowa… go Kuci­nich! OK, fine, Obama then.

  12. ShaynaNo Gravatar says:

    1st… I made it home just fine. I was at home with my family and didn’t make it to mid­night… 10:30 pm cur­led up with my Little Willy!

    Hope you have a great new year!!!

    Enjoy your family… even though they get on your ner­ves, it’s always nice to know you can always go home… feel safe and loved… no mat­ter how anno­ying they can be… :)

  13. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    At 9 pm, CNN was repor­ting that Obama was lea­ding with 38% of pre­cincts repor­ting. Leona Helms­ley was 3rd behind Edwards. On the other side, the gui­tar­man was lea­ding on the way to a pro­jec­ted vic­tory. The other fruit­bat only gar­ne­red 11%. A good expe­rience for all the impres­sio­na­bles who volun­tee­red to cam­paign for him but his views on science and Abe Lin­coln didn’t help him any.

    My fave was far, far behind. Time to head to new hampster.

  14. LeighNo Gravatar says:

    I felt the same way about my family yes­ter­day as I was lea­ving Flo­rida — my voice has been rough and scratchy and I thought it was from a cold, but I think it’s from having to speak to someone every moment of my vaca­tion (14 ppl in my parents house!). Now it’s almost too quiet.

    At least your mom is trying :)

  15. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Pia: Close enough. Ugh oh, now you’re sca­ring me.

    Doug: You are such a diverse peace loving dawg.

    Harriett: I’m trying. Good to see you, in all your aca­de­mic busi­ness Harriett.

    jake: I hope it was good for you.

    sk: yeah I know I’ve been a little dis­trac­ted and my wit, once sharp as a knife, is in need of some flint or wha­te­ver it is they use to shar­pen things.

    Jason: The eating always goes swell, I’m quite an eater.

    Ev: You must quciky tell “The Times”.

    Nice to see you Ev, hope all is cool.

    Dave: They are always inte­res­ted and never overwhel­ming. Luc­kily for me they have pretty busy and full live of their own.

    Shanya: Happy New Year to you as well, I’m happy you were safe and warm. Kiss the babies for me.

    Leigh: My mom is a good per­son and a great mom, she never inter­fe­res because she knows she did the best she could and was quite successful.

    I rarely have them around this much though ‚and along with a cou­ple of other rela­ti­ves in and out not to men­tion friends it has had it’s sti­fling moments. Love seeing you and happy new year.