Wonderland or Not

New Years Resolutions, yada, yada, yada.
1.Throw away all underwear with a propensity to slither up the crack of my butt.
Done.
I’d consider that a pretty successful day, and you?
2. Stop reading the news. The only word I’ve learned is “surge”, first Iraq, then Huckabee, now Edwards.
I wonder if the surges here will [...]