As Bikini Kill so aptly put it: Suck My Left One

Must we cover every blond female who has had her breast bit­ten by her boyfriend?

What a waste of media cove­rage. Please stop this madness.

And please “pageant girls”, if you must sub­ject your­self to such an ordeal, make sure you remove from the inter­net all evi­dence that you lived a somewhat nor­mal life. We do not need to be sub­jec­ted to any more of this crap.

Amy Polumbo: “I want this to end”

So do we.

Such a waste of time. Ours.

Dar­fur con­flict takes unex­pec­ted turn

Sys­te­ma­tic Rape In Darfur

Female Geni­tal Muti­la­tion at Shakesville

A Time of Hurt: les­bians raped, tor­tu­red and murdered

A Billion Dollars Wasted

In Search of the female voter

Wor­kers left to foot the medi­cal bills

New U.S. inte­lli­gence assess­ment casts doubts on Bush’s Iraq policy

In Bagh­dad, even babies quickly learn to duck snipers

et cetera

Suck my left one MSNBC.

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21 Comments

  • I’ve seen none of it. We watch vir­tually no tele­vi­sion here. From what I can see online it’s stu­pid and wasteful.

    I’m neither blond or female.

    My pic­tu­res will never go down, but I’m plan­ning on run­ning my own bar. Somehow I do not think anyone will care.

    The only thing the media cares about is blond females.

    Sick.

  • Wait. What?

  • I saw it this mor­ning and had the same reac­tion. Great blog by the way.

  • Or as my wife bello­wed this mor­ning, on her way out the door:

    “Oh for Pete’s sake! Shut that thing off before I scream”

  • Those are the most PG pic­tu­res I have ever seen. For the love of… I hate Ame­ri­can puritanism.

  • Don’t think Coo­per, who doesn’t need me to speak for her, was tal­king about Ame­ri­can puri­ta­nism – but Ame­ri­can and Bri­tish love for stupidity.

    In a writer’s forum yes­ter­day there was a debate about wri­ting and publishing being two sepa­rate enti­ties, and no serious wri­ter should have to think of such mun­dane things as how to get published.

    “Paris didn’t.“
    My point exactly, but here in won­der­lan­dor­not, it will be understood

  • You bru­net­tes just don’t unders­tand these things. ;)

    Of course you’re right. I saw a clip on the news, the girl was crying for god sake. I tur­ned it off.

    Local news is the only real news.

    Is there a song tit­led “pageant girls”? If not there should be.

  • Add Amy’s tit to a collage that inc­lu­des Britney’s snatch, Paris’ bony knees and Lindsay’s bloodshot eyes and all in a tan­gle of viral blond locks capa­ble of con­tro­lling their grower.

    Even vam­pi­res com­plain about about the media:

    “pop cul­ture was in the air humans breathed …without even trying, I knew which movie star had ente­red rehab, who had adop­ted, which cou­ple had split… the blo­gosphere pro­vi­ded a uni­ver­sal forum. This ethe­real world wel­co­med the hou­se­wife in paja­mas, as well as the occa­sio­nal immor­tal sip­ping blood from a wineglass.”

    From Blood Mother

  • Pia,

    I don’t think Won­der was tal­king about America’s puri­ta­ni­cal slant either… I was.

  • Bikini Kill said that?

    Shoc­ked.

    It’s pretty funny, at this point anyone with brains pays no atten­tion to the major media and they just keep get­ting more irre­le­vant weekly.

  • I mis­sed what this was all about. Don’t think it broke into the Ger­man media yet. Wha­te­ver it is it sounds bizarre.

    Read some of the artic­les — what a sad state our world is in.

  • Another 15 seconds was­ted on a per­son. If it wasn’t for the cove­rage and appea­rance on NBC, no one would know who she is…I still don’t.

    The media has lac­ked balance for years… They just can’t wrap their minds around doing real news always…

    Have a good weekend.

  • Coo­per, I am still laughing. But I have to ask… if you were a con­ser­va­tive would you tell Matt Lauer to suck your right one?

    I am still trying to figure out this prowse thing from PGN, or wha­te­ver you call it. How do you make it work? Is it like a new gmail thin­gie run by someone else? What’s the upside to it?

  • The peo­ple in power who give peo­ple shit for stuff on their face­book, mys­pace and blogs will be first up against the wall when the revo­lu­tion comes. Fuc­king Vogons

  • Ya didn’t have to men­tion her hair color. I guess that makes you a hair-racist. Or herstylerist.

  • Doug: Must I always fill you in on all of the least impor­tant things in the uni­verse dawg?

    G: You have mis­sed nothing.

    Will: I think ever­yone in the world had that thought at the exact same time.

    jacob: I love your wife.

    Goldy: Damn Mayflower.

    Pia: All things unders­tood for sure.

    Kait: Was she crying? I mis­sed that part.

    Blood­mother: Indeed and cheers to it all and into the gar­bage with it.

    Goldy: And of course you would be. Pia is used to explai­ning to those who come here and do not unders­tand a word I say.

    casey: I’m glad you noti­ced Casey. I really am.

    Inde: You mis­sed nothing, you lucky wri­ter you.

    Jason P: One of these days maybe. You have a great wee­kend as well. Base­ball maybe?

    sauer­kraut: Tech­ni­cally it is a title to a bikini kill song as as I pla­gia­ri­zer music relent­lessly in my tit­les pro­bably not. But I an quite dis­tur­bed that I did not think of that line first and somehow use it here. Damn you.

    I can’t ima­gine Matt Lauer suc­king on anything. Can you?

    Do you mean pownce?

    I can’t honestly say except peo­ple can sent you pri­vate links, and files so it doesn’t have to go to ever­yone like twit­ter and you can send announ­ce­ments. Asa mat­ter of fact I am not lis­ted on “Poli­ti­cal Grinds” Pownce yet as I can’t find it.

    I’m nowic­ked­witch so hit me up.

    EW: And the revo­lu­tion is coming when?
    Please tell me I want to make sure I have my sup­plies. I’m not into that up against the wall thing — too much.

    Put that book away.

    Pro­ta­go­ras:
    Every stu­pid piece of media non­sense having to do with this kind of pageant thing over the past year has inc­lu­ded a blond vic­tim. That is the truth. I swear.

  • Goldy I found it funny that you tal­ked about Ame­ri­can Puri­ta­nism on Cooper’s site when the post was about ove­rex­po­sure but not of the nip­ple type.

    I would agree with EW but my for­mer, very white but never blond, mother in law still thinks when the revo­lu­tion comes Eldridge Clea­ver is going to order all white peo­ple to be killed – espe­cially blond’s, I guess. And defi­ni­tely blonds with a mys­pace etc. accounts

  • Now pia, I recently — yes­ter­day as a mat­ter of fact — had to join “my space” again just so I could harass Dedd.

  • Who is Amy Polumbo? News? What’s that? Does anyone actually report it any more? And what is it, really?
    I’d get a wet nurse for MSNBC, per­so­nally. Or let ‘em suck hind tit.

  • At least get a wet nurse for Lauer.

  • Kelly­pea you are too funny. You are soooo right… they don’t report any real news do they Coo­per? It’s pre­tend stu­pid news.