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Google — One Way or Another I’m Gonna Find You.

June 16th, 2007 by cooper

Best quote I’ve read today, from James Fallows: Death and taxes, ine­vi­ta­ble; anything about China, not

“But the idea that the inter­net, Star­bucks, and nice new clothes will neces­sa­rily lead China toward a libe­ral, democ­ra­tic civil society? That con­ten­tion needs to be sepa­ra­ted from all the other ques­tions, because it’s just wrong.”

Couldn’t even make it through Matthew Ygle­sias slam on Tim Armstrong’s solo effort “A Poet’s Life”, where the only thing I lear­ned is evi­dently you can use the word “fuck” on an Atlantic-branded blog, and Tim’s solo effort pro­bably sucks — even if you are a ska fan.

I did have the few seconds of con­cen­tra­tion it took to read a brief article tit­led “Who’s Your Daddy” which frigh­tens us to con­si­der the future of gene­tic tes­ting for ever­yone. Fin­ding out who your daddy (or great grand­daddy for that mat­ter) isn’t might upset more apple carts than the apples are worth. We must fear the chaos which will ensue when the sequen­cing of our DNA beco­mes rou­tine, and it will. Either way, I know who is not my daddy.

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I hope ya’ll never belie­ved that. ;)

With Goo­gle being my home base, and having “the worst pri­vacy prac­ti­ces” among the Internet’s top des­ti­na­tions, it was only a mat­ter of time before ever­yone found out Karl wasn’t my daddy, and my name was not Alice (Coo­per) in Won­der­land or Not.

Come on, doesn’t ever­yone know, although Goo­gle may be the worst, they are all your “big brothers” and you need to act accor­dingly. Goo­gle may not only be the first to know who your daddy is, Goo­gle may be the first to let ever­yone else know…hell they may even be the one to let you know. If it bothers you I sug­gest you throw away your com­pu­ter now.

What I’ve read from new peo­ple this week.

A gent­le­men wrote me a brief note at Blog Cata­log saying “I enjo­yed the peru­sal of your blog…You got immense talent, that is for cer­tain, and opi­nions. I think you’ve grown quite a bit in blog­ging — I went back to the first posts — and that is what stands out the most. Inte­res­ting sub­jects, though you obsess (like blog­gers do) on a few topics.”

I think it was the “though you obsess (like blog­gers do) on a few topics” thing that got me anno­yed, so I follo­wed the blog­ger back to his blog. Praise me and I say thank you, tell me you actually went back and read that natty old poorly writ­ten crap I have yet to refor­mat from blog­ger and that I obsess and I will 1. cry and feel lazy for not fixing or dele­ting it, 2. follow you back to see if you obsess.

Indeed, the obses­sion is base­ball, and the post was very good. First time I ever read a base­ball post without nod­ding off.

Base­ball & Society: Why It mat­ters
so go visit No More Mr Nice Guy.

My fear: That I am one of those peo­ple who blog too much.

You’ve seen those lists. I’m sure many of you have been able to see your­self in those lists, and can add to them.

These were my latest clues.

I hea­ded out for a mid­night drink and remai­ned log­ged in to my blog log lea­ving this pen­ding blog post open as if being una­ble to bear the clo­sing of it. When “the vio­lin man” sho­wed up unex­pec­tedly promp­ting the mid­night wate­ring hole trip I called him” the vio­lin man” to his face, because I couldn’t remem­ber his real name.

And the song for the wee­kend is of course:

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23 Responses to “Google — One Way or Another I’m Gonna Find You.”

  1. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    The quote on China is a good one. I’m no expert on China, most of the time China is not on my radar. Maybe it should be.

    I was never one for Ran­cid or Ope­ra­tion Ivy for that matter.

    If my great grand daddy is not my great grad daddy I don’t want to know. Some untruths are best left uncovered.

    I like your obses­sions and your quirks. Good His­tory piece on that blog.

  2. First time I ever read a base­ball post without nod­ding off.

    :(

  3. caseyNo Gravatar says:

    I was here only because I thought Karl was your Daddy.

    Never lis­te­ned to Rancid.

    How igno­rant can peo­ple be, “they” know everything there is to know and then some, it should come as no sur­prise. I am frigh­te­ned of my per­so­nal credit/bank infor­ma­tion being out there. I try not to search for the recipe’s for lethal poi­sons or ato­mic bombs online.

    I don’t know many peo­ple who blog. Seems strange con­si­de­ring there are so many of them out there.

    I think blog­ging is hard. You can obsess all you want, this still a great blog.

    Base­ball, ah you had to bring up that. The Orio­les, such a shitty year, but I’m stuck with them.

  4. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Karl is defi­ni­tely Alice Cooper’s daddy. Seve­ral of the blog­gers I’ve met in per­son I’ve called by their bloggy names. If we’re going down we’re going down together.

  5. thatoldsoulNo Gravatar says:

    You know you love Lac­rosse! Proc­laim it from on high!!!

    I’m still a goa­lie for my college, but will pro­bably have to quit after this coming season.

  6. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Jacob: I like my obses­sions too, or they wouldn’t be mine I guess. China should be on every one’s radar. Your a golf man though right Jacob?

    EW: You know I didn’t mean yours.
    Don’t look at me that way.

    Casey:
    Orio­les only makes me think of birds. Cam­den Yards is fun but mainly because I can walk to Inner Har­bor from there. I don’t eat hot-dogs.

    Doug: Karl would be a fit­ting daddy to the Alice Coo­per per­sona — sna­kes and all.

    The blog­ger names seem fit­ting don’t they?

    old­soul: I have nothing against lac­rosse pla­yers, some of my best friends…blah blah blah. I am against the cul­ture of lac­rosse as it stands. My bother pla­yed it — pri­vate MD school…my friends pla­yed it — public school Mary­land. Whole dif­fe­rent atti­tude. To say the pri­vate school boys were assho­les for the most part is being kind. Sorry bro. To admit to having met just as many non-asshole college lac­rosse pla­yer as asshole college lac­rosse pla­yer would be a lie. I can not tell a lie. I can only make mis­ta­kes.
    I like the game though.

  7. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I really liked Karl being Alice’s father also. Actually my newest name for you is ana­gram girl

    I have no idea where half my DNA comes from and it’s one of the few things I have never obses­sed over

    Any­body who blogs more than three times a week over a period of seve­ral years is obses­sed with blog­ging and maybe that’s a not bad thing. Obses­sive peo­ple just find another obses­sion. At least this one is legal

  8. I know, I’m just mes­sing with you.

  9. Jason P.No Gravatar says:

    Thanks for the con­nec­tion to my blog. I appre­ciate your thoughts on other topics — like China and DNA — because it rounds out the blog­ging world we obsess in often.

    I star­ted this penchant to blog in July 2005. Before that, it was “jour­na­ling” since 1997. Being an aty­pi­cal male, but with the trap­pings of a typi­cal male, you do what you do but most of my friends, male and female alike, don’t know I do those things. This to me is fine.

    Once again, big ups!

  10. Rex VenomNo Gravatar says:

    I fuc­king love Blon­die!
    Rock on!

  11. kyahgirlNo Gravatar says:

    You’re not Alice Coo­per? Shit!

  12. GNo Gravatar says:

    0n father’s day it’s good to know who your daddy is

    I’m going to check out A Poet’s Life.

    I pre­fer Yahoo.

  13. Obsess eh? I’d call it a niche… but to assist in your reform may I sug­gest these topics for the upco­ming week.

    Monday-Worm holes
    Tuesday-The fiber bene­fits of adding Dan­de­lions to salads
    Wednesday-Why do the Cubs suck every year
    Thursday-Analysis of the Aztec calen­dar
    Friday-Are Ange­lina Jolie’s lips fake
    Saturday-Will school vouchers work
    Sunday-The bene­fits of ber­ber carpeting

  14. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    I knew Karl was not your daddy because I know both of Karl’s chil­dren and the gir­lie one is a dis­ci­ple of Ayn Rand. You, my sweet, appear not to be the enamored-by-Ayn-Rand type.

    Thank god for that.

    Base­ball is, well, base­ball. I have two teams that I like: the Red Sox and any team that beats the skankees.

    meow

  15. Obsess eh? I’d call it niche-but to aid your reha­bi­li­ta­tion let me sug­gest some topics for the upco­ming week.

    Monday-The Fiber bene­fits of using dan­de­lions in salads
    Tuesday-Mating rituals of prehis­to­ric Meso­po­ta­mians
    Wednesday-Why the Cubs suck EVERY year
    Thursday-Should Arnold Swarche­neg­ger star in Ter­mi­na­tor 4
    Friday-The future of the Roman alpha­bet
    Saturday-What you want to be when you grow up
    Sunday-At what point is hay no lon­ger good for horses

  16. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Pia:

    I was fond of the time Karl was my father. I remo­ved all those pic­tu­res because of hits from govern­ment agencies.

    I have a fee­ling I am going to have to cut it down to a cou­ple times a week. The time is just not there.

    ew: Well happy fathers day wombat. ;)

    Jason: “bigs ups” to you as well.

    I won’t tell your friends…I promise.

    Rex: I see you as a Blon­die lover, yes I do.

    Kyah­girl: I’m sorry. ;(

    G: I use yahoo rarely, but I do use it.

    sauer­kraut: I ‘m one quar­ter ena­mo­red with Rand, but I lean more toward combinationism. ;)

  17. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    I’d rather read a per­son who blogs too much than blogs too little. At least the per­son who blogs too much has something they feel is impor­tant to say unlike the per­son who blogs too little, who either thinks that, because of the infre­quency of posts, peo­ple ought to read him or is so inse­cure he belie­ves he really has nothing impor­tant to say.

    Yes, Miss Coo­per, as far as blog­gers go, you’ll do in a pinch.

  18. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Danny: Thank you for the list, I’ll get right on it.

    MoJo: Well that would be me. Is that like being a pinch — hitter?

    The fact I have to write in my blog during lunch break as well as the fact I take lunch at ele­ven should be a clue as to how early I now get up and why my blog­ging may have to dec­rease to… eh three times a week. ;)

  19. Actually Goo­gle is a real gossip-monger.…

    I don’t dare to read that list of Sco­blei­zer. I’ve even exchan­ged the TV for blogging!

  20. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Cap­tains are gos­sip mon­gers to n’est pas?

    I don’t dare to read that list of Sco­blei­zer. I’ve even exchan­ged the TV for blogging!

    It’s best not to look then.

  21. robotmanNo Gravatar says:

    You blog more than I could ever hope to. You should blog as often as you like, the more often the bet­ter. I don’t always get here for every post but I always manage to catch up.

    I like that you say something most of the time and don’t post ran­dom use­less videos. If you blog­ged that way it would suck and I would tell you you blog too much, but until it starts to suck I say keep going.

    You might want to be try har­der to remem­ber people’s real life names.

    Hey, if I didn’t know who your daddy was I might have belie­ved it. I’m naive like that.

  22. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Hey yanno… I haven’t pos­ted a ran­dom use­less video in some time. I won­der if Brit­ney Spears has some new skanky under­wear shots avai­la­ble that I could post. …

  23. joegNo Gravatar says:

    I enjo­yed the whole “who’s your daddy”, as well as the “older, drunk, fake boy­friend ruse.

    Breaks up the serious tone.