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Dirty Girl No More.

May 26th, 2007 by cooper

The “dirty girl” now has clean archi­ves. As with anything, once it’s clea­ned up it can go out in public, so I’m allo­wing them out now. Check them out via the menu bar on top. The posts I trans­fe­rred from blog­ger a year ago are still a mess, but in the mean­time I can rest kno­wing my archi­ves are clean.

Archi­ves are simi­lar to teeth. If they are not clean they should be.

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Rai­sing my hand once again, I have to ask…

Could Slate not find woman to write about the Blood­less Revo­lu­tion ( the abo­li­tion of menstruation)?

Pills can libe­rate you from old bur­dens. They can also impose new ones. I’m glad women are free to take Lybrel. I hope, in the future, they’ll also feel free not to.

Please don’t lose sleep over it. I’m more con­cer­ned at a man wri­ting this than I am about whether a women should sup­press their periods. I somehow doubt a bunch of men are sit­ting around slur­ping their beer dis­cus­sing whether their girl­friends will use this drug to “please them” or to “please them­sel­ves”, or how they “really don’t care” but really do want their girl­friends to use the pills for the “right reason”.

Don’t worry you’re pretty little head.

We can handle this dude. Really.

— —  — –

I spent the day at the NCAA semi-final lac­rosse cham­pionship in Bal­ti­more. I’m scorched and dehy­dra­ted. I swear it was a hun­dred degrees at Ravens Sta­dium. Cor­nell lost to Duke of all teams, so as my friend goes to Cor­nell I won’t have to go back Mon­day. Thank You Jesus.

We hit up the Har­bor after­wards. It was too crow­ded, but nice neverthe­less. I’m happy to say no one I was with could afford crabs, so I didn’t have to sit through the long jour­ney into crab eating hell. Serious crab eating mania is a com­mon con­di­tion here, and it can lite­rally last all night.

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Clinton, Obama and Dodd , Richardson, Edwards and Dodd vote no.
Is this called pla­ying to the pri­ma­ries? I don’t know. I wish I did. I lied, I do know but far be it for me to state the obvious.

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Enjoy this holi­day wee­kend. Remem­ber this holi­day com­me­mo­ra­tes U.S. men and women who have died in mili­tary ser­vice to their country. Let us hope there will not be many more of them.

Roun­dup of vio­lence in Iraq: McC­latchy — Washing­ton Bureau

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In kee­ping with today’s theme, I sug­gest “Dirty Girl” by The Eels. You can hear it on my fine tune play­list to the right, if ya search.

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16 Responses to “Dirty Girl No More.”

  1. SeanNo Gravatar says:

    Glad my plu­gin was able to pro­vide you with some clean archi­ves but it is ok to still be a dirty girl :)

    Thanks for the men­tion and use of SRG Clean Archives.

  2. caseyNo Gravatar says:

    I am impres­sed at the clean­li­ness of your archives.

    Looks good.

    You won’t catch me invol­ved in dis­cus­sing “the blood­less revo­lu­tion”. I do know woman can handle this one.

    I’m going to the Mon­day cham­pionships, and unlike you I hope to eat crabs.

    You’re one of those clean dirty girls. Or are you?
    I guess we’ll never know.

    Happy Memo­rial Day. I hope the same as you.

  3. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Sean: As much as I am a dirty girl I shall remain so. Thanks for your lovely work.

    casey: You can have the crabs, you are pro­bably one of those peo­ple for which crab eating is like an orgasm. They just make peo­ple in this state that way I guess. Have fun though, with the crabs and at the game. I hope it’s a little coo­ler for you.

    As for me being a “clean dirty girl”.…if there is a god.….….…

  4. johnNo Gravatar says:

    I like that expand — collapse action. Come to think of it you have never had archi­ves have you? Nice.

    I agree on the Slate article, but give the guy a break. I was sit­ting at a sports bar just the other night when I hap­pe­ned to hear a con­ver­sa­tion bet­ween three guys about that exact same thing.

    And if you believe that, I have some swamp land I like to call vaca­tion property —  —  —  —  —  — -

    Do it clean, dirty girl.

    Enjoy.

  5. SeanNo Gravatar says:

    Hey coo­per… glad you’re kee­ping it real (and dirty) :)

    You are wel­come for the plu­gin. I actually have a newer ver­sion which isn’t publicly ready yet which allows the admin to turn on or off the collap­sing fea­ture from the admin but still use the caching function.

    I figu­red it was bet­ter to wait a few days before I release it so more peo­ple can test out the latest release and give me feedback.

    Keep up your dirty work girl. I’m now subscribed :)

  6. LeeNo Gravatar says:

    OMG — thank you so much for the hot tip on this plu­gin. It’s really great and I’m ins­ta­lling it soon!

  7. DougNo Gravatar says:

    Thanks for resis­ting the temp­ta­tion to state the obvious. Can we elect you something? I call ye not unclean.

  8. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    You can make pos­ting about archi­ves inte­res­ting.
    The archi­ves look great coo­per I’m impres­sed. I’m glad you’re no lon­ger a dirty girl.

    Slate article writ­ten by a man with nothing else to do that afternoon.

    We remem­ber Memo­rial Day. Happy wee­kend, stay out of the direct sun.

  9. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    John: Not for some time, they took up too much room and were ugly. I’d con­si­der self hos­ting the Dar­fur blog if we didn’t have to start all over again regar­ding links…just for the archives.

    Sean: I just saw that. I ‘ll play with it later today when I return from various cele­bra­tory events. Yes I must front page you as well.

    Lee: It’s kick– ass isn’t it?
    Welcome.

    Doug: Your wel­come. You may call me anything you want of course.

    Jacob: Happy Wee­kend to you too Jacob. Do not get hit by too many golf balls.

  10. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Was won­de­ring where your archi­ves were

    You know I live for clean teeth, but clean archi­ves? Took me long enough to proof all the posts I had writ­ten before Google’s spell check.

    No, have to pre­tend that I never saw that. Am going away to write, not to clean archi­ves, though.…

    No com­ment on the can­di­da­tes pla­ying to the pri­ma­ries. Too little, too late

  11. kaitNo Gravatar says:

    Did you go with Dane or Raj?

    The Slate article on Lybrel was just another guy thin­king his two cents needed.

    The archi­ves are very nice. One could get lost in them now.

  12. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Pia: The archi­ves simply took up too much room but this plug-in takes care of that pro­blem.
    The truth is the older posts are a mess so I really shouldn’t show them but I don’t think I’m ever going ot get to them.
    Too little way too late.

    Kait: Raj, Dane was gra­dua­ting only ori­gi­nally had the dates mixed up, he was too busy plan­ning his trip to think about it.

  13. o ceallaighNo Gravatar says:

    The can­di­da­tes are pla­ying to the pri­ma­tes?!? Oh, that was pri­ma­ries. Sorry. My bad.

    If they had had arkhi­ves in Noah’s day, he could have grown one and not had to worry about buil­ding it in his dri­ve­way and get­ting his neigh­bors all upset with him.

    I had not heard about this Lybrel busi­ness. I don’t know the basis for it, and I’m not going to look it up now, but it has to be doing some pretty heavy mes­sing with phy­sio­logy, and that bugs me on prin­ci­ple. I sup­pose the logi­cal equi­va­lent is sperm sup­pres­sion pills. While we’re at it, why don’t we just all sign up to be Cylons?

  14. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I didn’t read the Slate article until this mor­ning
    but for many others, mens­trual dis­com­fort is more psycho­lo­gi­cal. At a con­fe­rence four years ago, researchers pre­sen­ted evi­dence that women’s inte­rest in mens­trual sup­pres­sion corre­la­ted more strongly with their atti­tu­des toward mens­trua­tion than with their symptom

    I don’t want to, but I have to take that article and rip it to shreds. It reads like a parody.

    I loved my period. All twelve days of it – for about four years, and the rest was at least a week

    Coo­per why do you always have things that make think or angry or both?

  15. joe.gNo Gravatar says:

    Just read the Slate article.
    “We can handle this dude. Really.” Right on Cooper.

    Hope you enjo­yed your last pre-employment weekend.

    Not sta­ting the obvious makes a shar­per point.

    Nice acrchi­ves. I like them.

  16. sauerkrautNo Gravatar says:

    Only an orgasm can be an orgasm. Crabs are… well, crabs.

    Periods are, well… yet another rea­son to be glad to be a male. But a neces­sity if we are to con­ti­nue as a spe­cies. Do amoeba’s have periods? Pro­bably not… so, thank good­ness for periods. Just as long as I don’t have to deal with pms, cramps or menopause.

    meow.