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I’m Not That Kind of Girl.

March 28th, 2007 by cooper

Are you a “Twin Set” kind of girl?

I’m not a “Twin Set” kind of girl, never have been.

My mother is a “Twin Set” kind of girl. She has been since I can remem­ber. I can’t count the num­ber of times she would, with no encou­ra­ge­ment from me, come home from a small shop­ping spree and hand me what she thinks to this day is one of the neces­si­ties of life, a “Twin Set”.

I abho­rred them in high school as much as I abho­rred khaki’s. I always gave them away to my khaki-twin set loving friends.

My parents tra­vel a lot due to their res­pec­tive careers. My mother fre­quents Italy. I often get small pac­ka­ges in the mail a week or so after she returns from one of these jaunts, and this time it was no dif­fe­rent. There are pro­bably a hun­dred dif­fe­rent things I could think of for her to send me from Italy, a soc­cer ball, olive oil, leather anything, wine. Need I go on?

What did she send me this time.

You gues­sed it.

A “Twin Set”.

I think I have a “Twin Set” from every country in the world, which is why I’m so happy to see that cot­ton peo­ple have dec­la­red The Return of the Twin-Set.

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16 Responses to “I’m Not That Kind of Girl.”

  1. zydeco fishNo Gravatar says:

    Well, you have my sym­pathies. Twin sets should be illegal.

  2. Don’t think that a twin set is the last mis­sing piece to my ward­drobe, no. I ima­gine on you it would seem like a costume.

    You know I saw the title and thought this was going to be the porn post

  3. o ceallaighNo Gravatar says:

    Around Wai­kiki, you’d roast to death in a solo set. And I have to show up in a sports jac­ket this mor­ning. argh.

  4. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    My wife wears those to her office.

    Nice title, bla­tantly mis­lea­ding yet totally rele­vant to the post.

  5. DougNo Gravatar says:

    A twin set? Je ne com­prends pas. Unless it’s a ris­que joke.

  6. piaNo Gravatar says:

    Never been a twin set girl. Jac­ket with or without a tee – always

    Not khaki’s, but cargo pants or jeans – don’t care if they’re out of fashion. I like wea­ring them

    This post was the first thing to make me laugh all day as does Doug’s com­ment. Not to know a twin set…

  7. Miz BoheMiaNo Gravatar says:

    I had no clue what that was and had to click the link. I think that says it all.

    I would not know what to do with a twin set and unless there was some way to punk it up or hip­pie it down, I would not be able to wear it.

    The only time I had khaki’s was when I wor­ked at Star­bucks. Never again.

    I can handle “crazy” fine but anything else… no gracias!

    Ooooh! New look! Pretty!

  8. johnmNo Gravatar says:

    I’m one of the few here who know you so I can attest to the accu­racy of this, a twin set­ter you are not.

    I’ve never been a “twin set kind of girl” guy, that’s
    why I left Nova. ;)

    That’s your mother’s alma mater. It all makes sense now.

    I like the alter­na­ting serious / humorous.

  9. kaitlynNo Gravatar says:

    I’m not asha­med to be a twin-set kind of girl.

    I can’t help it. My family is major Latino. I am the only twin-set kind of girl in the bunch.

    You feel silly in a twin set. I feel silly in a short tee shirt, belly but­ton ring and low cut jeans.

    Why were we friends again? ;)

    It must have been all those twin sets you gave me. ;)

  10. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    zyde­co­fish: I appre­ciate all sym­pathy in this case. If you would like a nice little twin set for those chilly Cana­dian nights let me know.

    EW: Quite a cos­tume and I don’t think they come in extra, super, over the top tall lengths so your belly would be expo­sed anyway.

    That is pen­ding due to the fact that I have to ligh­ten it up here for a few.

    OC: Just get the damn jac­ket off as soon as you can. Enjoy and eat some Ahi please.

    Jacob: They work fine for some peo­ple but some peo­ple look foo­lish in them, some peo­ple being me.
    You’re right bla­tantly mis­lea­ding but quite relevant.…I want to keep as much inte­grity as I can.

    Doug: I thought of a second line being “I’m not tal­king about breasts here”, but I figu­red I’d let the mas­ses have their own thought in that direction.

    Pia: Happy to make you laugh. I don’t pic­ture you as a twin set kind either.

    Really I think it is because he lives in Cali­for­nia. Bless
    them out there for that.

    Miz Bohe­mia: You have mis­sed nothing in my opi­nion. There are things you can do but they are just not me, they are the direct oppo­site of me.

    John: Yes it makes per­fect sense, not the place for you or me.

    Kait: I know, that is why I kept giving them to you. I wan­ted to keep you as a friend and I knew that was the only way I could. ;) I guess they are big in Boston.

  11. ChrisNo Gravatar says:

    I gotta admit, I’m not that kind of guy either. I’m more of a t-shirt and jeans kind of guy. Though I rarely get to wear those any­more. I will also admit that I had no clue what a twin set was until rea­ding this post. But how nice it must be to get pre­sents from all over the world :) I’m pretty cer­tain my mom has never been more than 100 miles from her house.

    The whole twin set thing looks very Legally Blonde. And because of that I must agree that it’s very abhorring.

  12. GNo Gravatar says:

    Those are pretty popu­lar around Colum­bus Ohio, I never knew they had a name.

    My mother stop­ped purcha­sing clothing for me when I was in sixth grade. You just got to put your foot down. ;)

  13. coyotemikeNo Gravatar says:

    One of the things I love about my job is that I can get away with wea­ring jeans or car­gos every day.

  14. Hahaha…okay, I really feel sorry for you, chica. Lord, I can’t imagine.

    IS there the­rapy available?

    Actually, I’m going to go ahead and add this to my “Ban­ned Types of Clothing in my Apart­ment” list. I didn’t know what a twin-set was, actually, until I read this, but, lol, yeah… always reminds me of some sort of color-coated Amish tor­ture fashion.

  15. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Chris: Very Legally Blond.

    G: I ima­gine Ohio has their own version.

    Coyote: Lucky you.

    Jason: I think there is no the­rapy for this but no fear Jason, I was never affected.

  16. DaneNo Gravatar says:

    I can’t ima­gine that being much of a fashion statement.

    My ortho­pe­dic sur­geon, or at least one of the ortho­pe­dic sur­geons in the office I used to fre­quent, wore those little twin num­bers all the time.