I got an email asking me for an opinion on the virginity soap issue. I’m not sure I have a virginity soap opinion except to say I support the women of the world in whatever they need to do to stop this ridiculous practice. It is by far the lesser of two evils even though the thought of it makes me rather ill. I am really too lazy to bother writing about it.You can read her article here at Sand Gets In My Eyes she does it better and she does live in Saudi Arabia.
After scrolling around and finding several sites which sell the stuff, including eBay( site was originally l linked now gone), where is it shipped from the Philippines and has the hefty asking price of ninety something dollars, all I have to say is geesh…
There is Victoria’s Virginity Soap – you can even become a distributor here.
“That’s how VICTORIA Virginity Soap will make you feel once used on your most private parts. As an all-natural, mild and gentle feminine soap, VICTORIA Virginity Soap cleans your sensitive regions from bacteria and unpleasant odors while temporarily stretches the surrounding skin giving it a “tightening effect”.
Used and enjoyed by hundreds of thousands of women in the Middle East and Asia, it has brought back youthful passions, rekindled sensual yearnings, and completely intensified sexual experience.
VICTORIA Virginity Soap. Discover your deepest sexual pleasures once again — - — just like a virgin.”
There is however an option which seems a little less likely to destroy living tissue, from a good old New England Soap maker, a double whammy called virgin/slut soap. It comes in a pack of two. What a deal, for a mere ten bucks you get both…who wants to bet a man thought that one up.
It appears to be of the less caustic nature, does not promise really to tighten up the old vagina and make you a virgin again it just makes you smell good down there.
Hum
I already smell good down there, most of the time, but for ten bucks who wouldn’t want to be a virgin slut.
Men like those kind better right?
It’s not bad enough there are women in the world who have to use this stuff in order to prevent someone from cutting off their head, now they have to sell it to women anywhere, women who know there heads aren’t going to come off but who for some reason still do not feel their “down there” is good enough the way it is.
When they come up with some corrosive liquid guys can spray on their penises to make them “like a virgin”, or something to assure they last long enough to allow that little microchip they should all have implanted in their dicks to help them find their way, I’ll buy my first bar of virginity soap.
Tags: human rights, Sexism, sexual violence, Society
On the heals of the last post about Suicide Girls I’m going to get back to you on this tomorrow.
I want more than anything to just say “and I’ll pay for it”.
I’m just not sure how serious I should be in this case.
Must be the Rum.
Only thing I can think of is guys my age getting snipped at the request of their s/o. Simultaneously dumber and less sinister I think… But you’re right. The belief seems to be that once the little blue pill has done its job the cock doesn’t need any more help.
Right now I’m imagining all sorts of things in the “cyberpunk” vein. Wonder who the first dude on the block with a vibrate feature will be
Can’t believe they’re calling dryness a positive thing.
The New England Soap Maker site is noticeably vague about what their stuff does… pretty fucked up
I only found one list of ingredients. So I’ve learned about shampoo ginger (Zingiberaceae is the ginger family). I’ve used grated root ginger in stirfry. I’d think twice (at least) before applying it to my mucous membranes.
That and triclosan, the antibacterial. A chlorinated hydrocarbon. Like hexachlorophene and DDT. Haven’t we already been through this …?
In other words, johnm, save your money. Perhaps on “natural male enhancement” (I cheered when they took EnZyte down — too bad it didn’t happen until after they were a primary sponsor of a Super Bowl). Or bead implants (shudder).
Some of us don’t need a microchip, cooper. See what your Blogging Times makes of that. ;)
Jesus! I’d never heard of virginity soap before. Men don’t need such a thing as they never leave the adolescent craving for sex they had a virgin teenagers I’m afraid.
Thanks for the link!
john: alrighty then.
ew: I don’t think getting snipped is the same thing at all, but you know that.
Certainly someone has to be working on that microchip
oc: see you are the scientist…I can’t even imagine.
I liked the idea of the blogging times gossip column OC, I think you should start it, the benefit of that would be you would have control as to if you were in it or not. ;)
Ruk: Of all people I thought you might have heard of it.
Lori: welcome.
Never heard of the virginity soap.
There’s a song by the Fugs called “Coca Cola Douche”
I’m not saying it’s the same thing in general, but if a dude in a place with the necessary sanitation to keep a clean piece has his trimmed because his female companion would like it better that way so he can seem “normal” to her, and just deals with the loss of sensation and the skin tightening… not to mention the procedure itself and the recovery… I’d say that’s at least as bullshit. Lacking the stigma and societal pressure, yes, but in the individual case it clocks in pretty high on the scale.
don’t quite know what you want the microchip to do.
I’ve spent some time in the Middle East, don’t remember seeing virginity soap. There is a whole conundrum for women in those societies, let’s just say there is a lot of work to be done.
As for here, I have never seen such a thing but leave it to a New England soap manufacturer to hop on the bandwagon. I can’t say the stuff sounds pleasant when you look at the herbs involved it sounds almost painful.
I hope people are not buying that stuff.
The microchip has merit, a kind of honing in device.
I got no clue what any of this is about. Virgin soap? Slut soap? How about just using some regular or Suave or something?
I cornfused n stuff.
What better way to spend a snowy afternoon than to read about virginity soap. It sounds ridiculous. It’s horrifying that women in certain cultures still have to deal with this attitude.
There is a whole “whore-virgin” thing going on here you are not wrong and you are not wrong to point it out but smart women do not fall for it , that way they end up with smart men, like my wife did. ;)
Some men can find their way without a micro-chip.
Virginity soap? What will they think of next?
Ever hear the term man hater?
In this country no one forces anyone to buy virginity soap.
This is a free country.
“misandrist”: that suits you in your “fondness” for words no one else uses.
You are a misandrist.
The concept of that soap is frightening, doesn’t sound very healthy. No one ever asks my opinion on such things, I guess that is a good thing.
Cooper a misandrist? Funny, I heard she loved the men. ;)
Maybe it was the men loved the cooper?
I forget.
inde: That sounds anything but pleasant.
ew:
I figure it could help show the way. I know better than to get into the snipping and clipping argument with you.
joe: It certainly doesn’t sound pleasant, I’m sure someone is buying it both here and in the Middle East.
Exactly a honing device.
coyote: Your from Nebraska I kind of expect you to be “corn fused”.
jacob: You get funnier every time you show up here.
mojo: Don’t even ask that because the answer can’t be good.
randy: You only show up when you feel like a dispute or something and you obviously only read the things which irritate you.
Besides the post I was pointing out was not referring to this country.
To the contrary I love men.
G: I know where my friends are.
Oh, I will forward my mail to you.
What does this have to do with pubic hair?
also he spelled “misandronist” incorrectly
did I miss something?
i’m from the philippines and i didn’t even know there was such a thing. holy hell. my head’s been up {norway} clouds far too long.
spring has sprung, indeed. you’ve quite the turn of phrase, lovely one.
How can feeling like a virgin again, make a woman feel better?
There was a time when I couldn’t stop wondering what it felt like not to be a virgin.
Would never want to feel like that again as it became obsessive
There’s a big difference between feeling tight, which can be learned, and doesn’t hurt, or mutilating female genitalia.
Don’t think a soap is going to cut it in any sense
Randy sounds like one of those old cranky new englander types who applied witch hazel to their penis because they were too stupid to realize it burns the living hell out of the male thing.
There is a word for his type: misogynist. His type does not want to love women; his merely wants control.
We should send the virgin soap to the shi’ite heads in Iran and Iraq. Let them try it on the 72 virgins they expect for killing each other.
illyria: You must keep your head their because t’is where it belongs.
pia: “How can feeling like a virgin again, make a woman feel better?”
You took the words right out of my mouth.;)
sauerkraut: actually from what I can ascertain Randy is from South Carolina — he showed up here some time back to dispute my opinion on fraternity boys who hire strippers and hurl racial epitaphs. He only comes back when he wants to argue.