Valentine’s fashion.

In case you’re at a loss in regard to what to get your boy­friend for Valentine’s Day.

Here ya go.

Men’s Fashion: Milan.Times Slide Show.

In case you’re inte­res­ted I am par­ti­cu­larly fond of # 20, I’ve never seen a snow boar­der dress quite like # 23 (even in Chile), and I think I dated # 19.

This was an extre­mely pale group (in more ways than one); if your boy­friend looks anything like these guys I sug­gest — along with the nifty new out­fit — you get him some sun, take away his heroin, and give the boy something to eat.

I have a thing I have to go to for a cou­ple of hours early this eve­ning, hope to be back and to catch up on all your blogs later.

My friend Sagh may be foo­ling with the tem­plate; if he’s bored he is going to switch them and try to vali­date a few more of the tem­pla­tes in my word­press bin.

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18 Comments

  • I’m pretty sure you’re just kid­ding about having dated #19. Maybe your friend, Matt?

  • “Hey, uh, dude?”

    “I hate it when you “hey, uh, dude” me. Wha­te­ver it is, it’s usually bad.”

    “Well, uh, remem­ber when we were rag­ging on this fashion website?”

    “The one where the chicks were wea­ring hair for hats? How could I forget?”

    “Well, how about the guy in fluff here?”

    “The guy in fluff where? Oh. Aaack! And Coo­per says she dated this guy! What is this world coming to?!?

    “Hey. At least she didn’t have to put up with the crea­ture in the lime green tuque.”

    “Where the hell is Zappa when we need him? Call any vege­ta­ble, indeed!”

    “Yeah. But these veg­gies ain’t ripe yet. At least she sees that.”

    “And that’s dif­fe­rent from the female of the fashion spe­cies how?”

    “Oh, yeah, dude, now you’re going to tell me that you know something about the female of the fashion spe­cies. Or any species.”

    “Same as you, dude. All I can say is, she’d bet­ter like denim. And bills that are paid, rather than accu­mu­la­ted by laying out pre­cious dinero for crap like this. I’m taking all this metro­se­xual stuff and bund­ling it onto a sub­way for the outer suburbs. One way, dude.”

  • I have two eve­ning clas­ses this term as well. Can you believe that?

    I think I remem­ber num­ber 19.

    Kid­ding.

    Can they get any whi­ter, or thinner?

  • Holy Spam! Some of those are truly frigh­te­ning. A few of the jac­kets are nice, but lime green and fuzzy makes me cringe.

    Maybe I’m just not fashionable.

  • What pas­ses for fashion these days still astonishes.

  • Damn! It’s time for Valentine’s day already? Huh…

    Oh well, we don’t buy into the whole thing so no hearty heart things for me! WOOH! ;-P

    Hope you have fun at your thing!

  • #21 looks like an umpa-lumpa… I might have mis­ta­ken #23 for an ele­tri­cal outlet.

  • Wow. They sure are pretty. Espe­cially their hands. Like they’ve never touched anything but cash­mere in their entire lives. My hus­band has #38’s swea­ter. I hate it and I want to unra­vel it.

    OC, if the dudes don’t stop com­men­ting on fashion, I’m going to have to hire them to write for my site. One could dis­cuss the bene­fits of par­kas while the other talks about Cali­for­nia fashion. Pitch it to ‘em for me, ‘kay? They can start with #30 in the series, which fea­tu­res a pro­fes­sor dra­wing on his shirt.

  • Each and every one of those dudes loo­ked dead inside. I’m ima­gi­ning one of them somehow get­ting fro­zen in ice dres­sed like that; dis­co­ve­red thou­sands of years later. They conc­lude that our cul­ture was based on get­ting repea­tedly drop­ped on the head during childhood. This will be con­fir­med upon unco­ve­ring a Tivo filled with, well, TV.

    Most of these dudes look like they wal­ked right out of the pages of Vice’s Don’ts. And two of them are basi­cally wea­ring cos­tu­mes from Equi­li­brium. Since when did top desig­ners have no fashion sense?

  • I’m not sure I could get away with any of that stuff. Well, maybe I’ll get other opi­nions on that.

  • Now I get it it. The term “Heroin Chic” that is.

    Your fond­ness for num­ber 20 is quite unders­tan­da­ble given your love of “The Rapture”.

    “And out comes a man from Mars
    And you try to run but he’s got a gun
    And he shoots you dead and he eats your head”

  • I liked 26 and 28. There were quite a few that I almost liked, too. You’re right, too – they are a pale bunch.

  • Doug: More or less.:0
    Although he loo­ked familiar.

    OC: High Fashion is way to expen­sive for the num­ber of human beings who would actually wear it.

    G: lol, it wasn’t a class exactly it was ope­ning night the senior thesis.

    coyote: I don’t think they are warm enough for Nebraska.

    mojo: It’s fun to look at in a horrif­ying way.

    Mizzy B: Thanks it was part of my senior the­sis, a show of sorts.

    Don’t do Valentine’s day myself.

    Leigh: I love those little umpa lumpa’s though.

    Birg: pretty is close but they are a little too fra­gile loo­king for me.

    EW: Heroin Chic, maybe they eat in the off season.

    zydeco: Not many peo­ple could. It’s not like the majo­rity of us are plan­ning our Grammy wardrobe.

    casey: cute.

    acton­bell: Almost, that’s the key word her, and it’s almost because they are just a little too .…slight.

  • Coo­per: You should open a home for male models in which they can be nou­rished back to life. This was a delight­ful post.

  • The only thing mis­sing is the dark black dress. Sorry, had to say it.
    The colors on the guy in the Alien-like ensem­ble are pretty cool, reminds me of a pos­ter I once had.

  • I think I’d rather be seen in a dark black dress than a lot of those getups

  • Not the healthiest loo­king group, but fas­ci­na­ting to look at.

  • Inde: I have a home for male models. I’m sure I sent you a con­tract notice.

    Kait: I will come over and see what I can pick out, something to go with the guy in the Mar­tian get-up.

    EW: I so want to see you in a dark black dress, will you wear sheer black stoc­kings as well? I bet they would look divine on those very long legs.

    joe: I admit to a fas­ci­na­tion for the art form. Fashion is art, not meant to me worn by mere mor­tals; if only the gene­ral public rea­li­zed that.