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Archive for 2007

Times Gone By

Monday, December 31st, 2007

New Years Reso­lu­tions, yada, yada, yada.

1.Throw away all under­wear with a pro­pen­sity to slither up the crack of my butt.

Done.

I’d con­si­der that a pretty suc­cess­ful day, and you?

2. Stop rea­ding the news. The only word I’ve lear­ned is “surge”, first Iraq, then Huc­ka­bee, now Edwards.
I won­der if the sur­ges here will be as much of a tech­ni­cal fai­lure as the one in Iraq?

Should Be Famous, on New Years Day will be pos­ting the three blogs you could not live without in 2007. Check it out and send in yours. anony­mously if you wish.

I thank Ster­ling from chips and quips, late of course, for my com­mu­nity blog­ger award. I am awar­ded this more because the peo­ple who com­ment here are smart and inte­res­ting. So, I thank you all as well.

In case I don’t make it back, I’ll pro­bably end up doing some night boar­ding on New Years Eve, Happy New Year.

Please don’t drink and drive. If you must drink, and who among us doesn’t have to drink once in awhile, please take a cab, stay at a hotel, or on the floor of the mise­ra­ble party you feel obli­ga­ted to attend.

If you kill someone while dri­ving under the influence, you are a mur­de­rer. I will judge you harshly, even in death.

If you kill your­self, I will mourn your pas­sing. Hum­ming vigo­rously along with Ama­zing Grace, as I stand by your grave, gently thro­wing fine dirt on your cof­fin. I will try to think of your unti­mely demise as the tra­gic death of an illus­trious and talen­ted, but tor­tu­red, artis­tic soul. The rea­lity of it is I will think it the tra­gic death of a stu­pid, thought­less, human being, care­less with a life so many in this world would move moun­tains to live.

Until the tenth I’ll be spo­ra­dic.
After the fif­teenth I’ll be consumed.

“We’ll drink a cup of kind­ness yet for times gone by.”

Peace