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Damn Liberals — We Only Have to Look to American Idol to See There is No Real Problem

May 25th, 2006 by cooper

OMG — She says in her best Valley Doll voice.

This woman uses Ame­ri­can Idol as proof posi­tive sexism and racism are not the ram­pant pro­blem in this country some Libe­rals (of which I evi­dently am one because she lin­ked to a past post of mine “Sexism is Alive and Well”) would have you believe.

To paraph­rase not quote.…

Because, Ame­rica voted two Afri­can Ame­ri­cans and three women to the estee­med title, before voting a white male, there really just could not be an issue with racism and sexism to the degree Libe­rals claim.

I would like to know who the voters she calls “Ame­rica” are. I always thought they were ten year olds and grandmothers.

Face it, ten year olds are not yet totally indoc­tri­na­ted into the realm of race and sex and grandmothers.…well, by the age of seventy-five all but the most ardent racist or sexist has rea­li­zed it doesn’t mat­ter if you are male or female, black or white, we all live, we all die, and we all do stuff in bet­ween and we should just be happy and equal. I don’t think those voters count.

I swear the pun­ditry of the con­ser­va­tive ideo­lo­gues in this country is very per­va­sive. It starts at Miche­lle Malkin’s site and tric­kles idown to the sim­plest of forms; the indi­vi­dual blog.

I find it amu­sing it takes so little to con­vince some peo­ple of their dis­tor­ted truth.

There was a much lon­ger post that I star­ted at the park during my lunch break while I watched the jog­gers pass by. I would have jog­ged but I was wea­ring what amounts to a casual busi­ness suit.

(Yes, I am crying and that suit came off two seconds before I actually hit my door)
I am dis­car­ding that post. It had to do with the fact I did watch, for the first time ever, Ame­ri­can Idol. A friend for­ced me into it; it was a large waste of time.

I was sad to see those three guys des­troy that Willie Nel­son song. I do love Burt Bacha­rach songs … and Prince, well bless his heart I have always thought Prince was a genius des­pite the fre­quent con­fu­sion about his nom d’art.

And please, what was the big deal about Clay Aiken loo­king like a toned down gay hips­ter? I mean what did he look like before and why was that little guy with the glas­ses almost wee­ping with what see­med like joy?

The per­for­mers them­sel­ves — I just didn’t get it?

They were just ave­rage sin­gers but hey …yeah for the Ame­ri­can Dream.

My friend Ben, who hap­pens to be gay and who hap­pens to be sit­ting beside me right now, just infor­med me that although he thought Clay loo­ked for sure “Gay” and not in the sexual pre­fe­rence usage of the word but in the unfor­tu­na­tely com­mon high school jarganese,he was defi­ni­tely not “hips­ter”. That hair cut alone dis­qua­li­fies him.

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21 Responses to “Damn Liberals — We Only Have to Look to American Idol to See There is No Real Problem”

  1. shaynaNo Gravatar says:

    LOL… I have to admit that Ame­ri­can Idol is one of my guilty plea­su­res,
    some­ti­mes bet­ter than cho­co­late (well, alot bet­ter since I don’t care to
    much for chocolate…don’t know if I am even spe­lling cho­co­late right).
    Any­way… last night’s per­for­man­ces were very goofy… BUT… the high­light
    for me was PRINCE! I only got to see the last 40 minu­tes and PRINCE
    was the highlight! :)

    Yeah… I found that spam fil­ter too. Although a few slip through every
    now and then…

    I read that woman’s article… Miss Righty (was that her name) any­way…
    just pure stu­pi­dity… OMG (in my best southern drawl) :)

  2. jacobNo Gravatar says:

    Teach boys that if you do not have clean teeth no one is going to want to do it with you any­way.( I thought I’d add that just for edu­ca­tio­nal puro­po­ses and because men just do not always seem to unders­tand that good hygiene will go a long way to get­ting them laid and they should know that and if edu­ca­tors wan­ted to really help them they would teach them that.)

    Bless you Coo­per you are making me laugh while makng some very good points.
    You’ve cove­red everythin at least once from what I an tell and quite well.

    Prince is a finan­cial genious if anything but I mis­sed the show.

  3. I was at a grad party during the show and we booed the girl who left to watch it. Even an addict of the flic­ke­ring screen such as myself knows that good com­pany > tv and will even for­sake Bos­ton Legal for it. Any­ways, there is an inhe­rent flaw in trying to use that show to prove a point.

    Re: abs­ti­nence: You’re right of course.

    I think that today’s a sof­ter world puts it well:

    When the govern­ment out­laws sex
    I will kill the president

    I will burn the flag

    I will touch you where you need

  4. Miz BoheMiaNo Gravatar says:

    I can either write a novel sized rant or bash my head against the wall…

    I agree and you know my opi­nion on it all/

    Sex…

    When I lost my vir­gi­nity I won­de­red why I hadn’t had sex ear­lier… well, I knew why but my point is it is fab, peo­ple willl still have sex and bet­ter to edu­cate our youth, because chan­ces are that when edu­ca­ted you will engage in it less any­way, than have them become sub­ject to the con­se­qeun­ces that will arise out of their igno­race… as for those who so strongly oppose sexual acti­viy, methinks they need a might good fuck to straigh­ten them­sel­ves out.

    I think I have said enough…

    Come over to Spain… we’ll cry together and then we’ll go and catch us some fla­menco over san­grias and tapas… you wanna?

  5. robotmanNo Gravatar says:

    Where to begin.

    I hate the regis­tra­tion thing.

    That Ame­ri­can Idol as proof posi­tive — that’s funny. You aren’t offen­ded at the libe­ral title are you?

    I’ve never seen the show
    Yea damn, why did they not make that clean teeth thing per­fectly clear to us? I think I agree with you on that. Good suggestion.

    Nice post coo­per coo­per and I’m sorry you are wor­king on a holi­day wee­kend but I am wor­king too, only I work on the beach. ;)

  6. joegNo Gravatar says:

    God help us if Ame­ri­can Idol can be used to prove anything except that peo­ple need to get a life.

    I’m glad you sur­vi­ved that Ame­ri­can Idol show. I never would have been able to do it.

    You’e right on so many counts that I find I don’t have to even say anything.

    We had no sex ed where I came from ;it was lucky if our parents did any edu­ca­tion in that area.

    I would like to know what goes along with teaching abs­ti­nence? Do they teach what is what and why and how and the stuff kids really need to know if they come from family that choo­ses not to talk about that stuff?

    The regis­tra­tion is sim­ple for me because I use the same name and pass­word everywhere and it does not take any lon­ger than the blog­ger wrod verification.

    You have an enjo­ya­ble wor­king holi­day wee­kend and keep writing.

  7. kyahgirlNo Gravatar says:

    Hi, I’ve lur­ked here before but this is my first time com­men­ting.
    This was such an exce­llent post, I just wan­ted to say so.

    I have two little kids and plan on teaching them as you sug­gest. I’ve star­ted with a lot of the stuff we’ve tal­ked about over at Miz B’s place, like correct lan­guage, hygiene, all that stuff.

    Great blog Alice.

  8. miss tifiNo Gravatar says:

    I’m a Cana­dian by birth. I lived in Europe for a few years while gro­wing up but have lived the last twelve years in this country.

    I find the abs­ti­nence stance amu­singly igno­rant and in most cases sim­ple another scare tactic.

    I have watched Ame­ri­can Idol. I get hoo­ked on pop cul­ture phe­no­mena what can I say.

    To assume that due to the choi­ces the voters made — for their Ame­ri­can Idol — there are not sig­ni­fi­cant pro­blems with race and gen­der in this country is quite a leap.

    Enjoy your wee­kend, wor­king or not and thank you for a blog which both amu­ses and provokes.

    I love that part about the clean teeth.

  9. DawgNo Gravatar says:

    I remem­ber from the peo­ple that used to attack Pia that arguing with some peo­ple isn’t worth the time. We live in a dif­fe­rent world from the one where the police tur­ned dogs and water hoses on black pro­tes­ters and abstinence-only edu­ca­tion pro­mi­sed ever­yone at least a chance of drop­ping out of school to take care of an heir, true. But to sim­plify where we are in our his­tory to the results of Ame­ri­can Idol is to boil it down to a level a fool can digest and misun­ders­tand. Or blog about.

    You’re a liberal?

  10. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Shayna: I have never had time or desire to watch it but I know there are a lot of clo­set AI viewers.

    Jacob: Finan­cial genius as well I’m sure. Always happy to make you laugh and think at the same time. I can’t do both at once myself.

    Wom­bat: I hadn’t seen that sof­ter world yet. lol

    Mizzy Bohem: You crack me up. I just fail to unders­tand so much some­ti­mes it bog­gles the mind. No head bashing.

    Robot­man: That’s ok I only like the beach when I am in the water on a board. The teeth thing is standard.

    Joe: Thanks and you have a great holi­day too. As far as what they teach I have no idea because where I went to school– when I ended up in Mary­land in middle school — they taught it as right as they could ; STD’s, choice, birth con­trol, pro­per body parts, mas­tur­ba­tion– in a mixed class­room …the whole nine yards. I think they actually stop­ped doing that the year I I gra­dua­ted and now I don’t know where they are with it.

    Miss­tifi: I am a clean teeth person.

    Dawg: No labels I am just a twenty year old girl with a blog remem­ber; at least for a cou­ple more days.

    adden­dum: a very tired twenty year old girl with a blog wo is thin­king of going to bed at ten PM.

  11. DawgNo Gravatar says:

    I remem­ber the birth­day, Alice. Wed­nes­day, I believe.

    And I was tea­sing about the label, of course. I mean, you’re to the right of Ken Mehl­man on oral sex.

  12. The faulty sim­ple logic is often used in making asser­ta­tions which are totally without merit.

    I have always been one for a good, clean set of teeth.

    No beach here either I ended up having to work this wee­kend as well.

  13. CowgirlNo Gravatar says:

    I haven’t watched a sin­gle Ame­ri­can Idol show this year.

    Indif­fe­rent about that.

    Hope you are having a nice weekend…mine is off to a good start.

  14. LaurieNo Gravatar says:

    Love your pos­ting style and you posts. Such a mix.

    I disa­gree on one thing and that is that, sadly, a ten year old can be indoc­tri­na­ted into anything of he comes from an envi­ron­ment that encou­ra­ges such.

    The whole abs­ti­nence thing is just frus­tra­ting to me and I am with you on teaching a whole lot more than birth con­trol all the way through the clean teeth.

  15. callmerandyNo Gravatar says:

    We know sexism is alive and well. It is part of our cul­ture and a neces­sary part for survival.

    That does not equate to being able to ram a stick up the ass of lac­rosse pla­yers you never meant because you have seen a few racist and sexist com­ments all over the web. They are citi­zens of this country too and they deserve respect.

    I find no fault with your wri­tings on abs­ti­nence, pretty good if taken in the pro­per con­text but on to the other sub­ject; we don’t know for sure that the “Ame­ri­can Public” is not accu­ra­tely repre­sen­ted by the voter demo­graphics for the show. If it is then maybe the sta­te­ment made about their being not much racism and sexism as libe­rals like to make us believe is accurate.

    And you are more than a libe­ral sweetheart. You are at cor­ner of the street called fana­ti­cism loo­king for a way to turn.

    I appre­ciate your cou­rage in allo­wing peo­ple who do not agree with you to sign up and post.

    Let’s see how “libe­ral” you are now.

    Happy Memo­rial Day Wee­kend “Alice”

  16. johnmNo Gravatar says:

    You ins­pi­red a mas­ter­piece dear girl check it out.

    Idiots all — off with their heads.

    UH Oh– Sweetheart is a no no.

    I can not but agree with you again and again and again.

    Sexism and racism is pro­found as are a lot of isms. We area country full of isms.

    It sucks.

  17. I read that post at the other blog. You can’t really argue with peo­ple who misuse logic like that. But the post does a ser­vice in that it collects seve­ral good posts about the issue, inc­lu­ding yours.

  18. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Dawg: ;)

    way to the right.

    jake: Hope your work day was as much fun as mine.

    Cow­girl: I wor­ked and went to a “pic­nic” and a bon­fire at which I think the trees were actually pra­ying. Have a great weekend.

    Lau­rie:
    As per the ten year old…. I guess that was a little optimistic.

    randy: hum. I’m fairly cer­tain that sexism, and I don’t really think that is the term you are thin­king of and is not the term used, but what your thin­king of may have been neces­sary for sur­vi­val in the past but that stop­ped being the case in rea­lity a long, long time ago.
    I’m also fairly cer­tain I am not the one with the stick it appears to be lac­rosse pla­yers use them for many things. You read this enough to know I never clai­med they were guilty so let’s just not go there.

    Ya I hung out on that cor­ner yes­ter­day, took a break today and loo­king in the mirror I look pretty tired but oops…still liberal.

    john: I’m impressed.

    indie: Of course you can’t nor did I try. I just came here ins­tead. It’s a nicer place anyway.

  19. coyotemikeNo Gravatar says:

    Ame­ri­can Idol should be avoi­ded at all times. Seriously, its a show for pre­teens and family mem­bers of the con­tes­tants. I would hope that most other peo­ple would be too inte­lli­gent for such dri­vel. But I fear not, as “I Wan­nabe A _____” shows are pop­ping up all over the place. Any­body want to by my TV?

    This abs­ti­nence bill looks alot like the unin­te­lli­gent design crap. Parents no lon­ger want to take res­pon­si­bi­lity for what their kids actually learn, the­re­fore they want to tell the teachers how to do their jobs. Parents! If you want your kids to know something, TEACH IT TO THEM YOURSELVES

  20. weirsdoNo Gravatar says:

    That Carol Platt Lie­bau is very freaky loo­king. I would be leary of any claims she made.

  21. jasonNo Gravatar says:

    Lol, can’t com­ment on Ame­ri­can Idol, but, well, it ain’t about diversity.

    Um…unless diver­sity means, in Con­ser­va­tive lingo, “Hey, let’s put some mino­ri­ties up on stage and make money off them…you know, like Grandpa used to do with those Mins­trel Shows…”

    Lol…can ya tell I’m not a fan (and that I spent part of the day lis­te­ning to Public Enemy)

    If rea­lity TV is repre­sen­ta­tive of the Ame­ri­can Way, then I’m Newt Fuc­king Gingrich