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Bad Influence

May 10th, 2006 by cooper

Con­si­de­ra­tions on Dar­fur: Is it Genocide?

 Again, link up if you haven’t already.

Guest pos­ters always welcome.

Don’t all raise your hands at once though.

 Just for fun and  a breather.

Break out of the mold

 before the mold sets in

 Dan­ge­rous walls are clo­sin’ in

 They twist the truth

 Then give it a spin

Love’s a grenade,

 i’ll pull the pin

Alice, of Won­der­land or not fame has been called many things:

 Bri­lliant by the great Pia Savage.

Both impli­citly and expli­citly bri­lliant by the Dog who is Waking Ambrose. ( among other things )

 Bad things by the naked gym­nast Pansi.

 Chica: by the Metro­se­xual Men­no­nite.

Hot, artsy, fartsy, fri­gid, inte­llec­tual chick — by friends who weren’t really her friends.

 Smar­ter and more self res­pec­ting than most peo­ple her age — by almost ever­yone in the whole free world — and indeed she is so of course you alll won­der what Alice does in her free time.

Bad influence

 Bad such a bad influence

 You think i’m bad

You think i’m bad

Well i’m the most fun

 that you ever had

Alice, in her free time,  carries on deep inte­llec­tual aim con­ver­sa­tions with other extre­mely self res­pec­ting, artsy, fartsy, fri­gid, hot ‚inte­llec­tual types For instance:

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: hmm… I hun­ger… pro­bably has something to do with the fact that I’ve yet to eat

 won­der­lan­dor­not: go eat sweet thing

 won­der­lan­dor­not: eating sounds good as a mat­ter of fact.

 Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: time to mas­ti­cate and sum­ma­rily digest plant and ani­mal tissue?

 won­der­lan­dor­not: oh you had to use that word masit­cate didn’t you

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: I haven’t used it in a while

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: and any­ways that word isn’t even vaguely naughty unless you say it out loud

won­der­lan­dor­not: please wom­batty don’t let me stop you from masticating

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: and how do you know that I’m not right now?

won­der­lan­dor­not: you wouldn’t mas­ti­cate while aiming with me

won­der­lan­dor­not: would you?

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: oh wow I didn’t even see that

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: umm…

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: *sputter*

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: I bet this is what a com­pu­ter feels like when it gets hit with a 404 error

 won­der­lan­dor­not: ah

won­der­lan­dor­not: well tell me then

won­der­lan­dor­not: are you masticating?

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: at the moment, no.

won­der­lan­dor­not: you will tell me when you begin..right?

Eso­te­ric­Wom­bat: but it is enti­rely pos­si­ble for me to not wish to lose the time in your pre­sence while CHEWING FOOD

won­der­lan­dor­not: ok i’ll stop now before i really freak you out

won­der­lan­dor­not: lol

The names would have been chan­ged to pro­tect the inno­cent, but frankly I forgot.

Wide mouths

 with narrow minds

 Narrow minds,

creak and grind

Rally to a pea­ce­ful sound

Let the barriers tum­ble down

My bad my bad influence

My bad my bad influence

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26 Responses to “Bad Influence”

  1. CowgirlNo Gravatar says:

    Mas­ti­ca­tion sounds so close to mas­tur­ba­tion.
    Just couldn’t resist poin­ting out the obvious.
    Frigid…in what sense of the word is that applicable?

  2. Haven’t I called you anything yet?

    You are what we want to see when we look in the mirror.

  3. Thank god for my news­rea­der. I wouldn’t have wan­ted to miss a post on mastication.

    You are truly wic­ked , and I love it.

  4. The inno­cent? How sweet of you. I haven’t really called you anything too nota­ble, huh. Wait… no, the first one was from me, huh? Or is it just a coin­ci­dence that you said that… In any case I’ll be sure to think of something else.

    Cow­girl: it would have been more obvious were it not for what got left on the cut­ting room floor. Maybe it didn’t clear the con­tent stan­dards for won­der­lan­dor­not inc. Any­ways, the punch­line as it were came when I said, “I’m not frea­ked out I just didn’t see it coming”

  5. robotmanNo Gravatar says:

    Does this have something to do with no pants day?

    If you ever put an aim that I have had with you online, now I mean the ones from high school don’t count, I will
    bake you in the sun.….….…..in a stone pit.….….….….in Italy.….….….….….you are a vam­pire right?

    That was a chuc­kle or two.

    Cooper.….….never leave out the punchline.

  6. shaynaNo Gravatar says:

    Love your con­ver­sa­tion with EW… LMAO… :)

  7. tifiNo Gravatar says:

    You’re a funny girl.
    Too smart for you own good at times .I am guessing.

    Loo­king at your posts on Dar­fur and Duke it almost seem like you’re humor­less.
    I was LMAO too. Was that a real conversation?

  8. piaNo Gravatar says:

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Wom­batty? Masticatty?

    This is a truly inc­re­di­ble post. Yes Alice you are brilliant

  9. Miz BoheMiaNo Gravatar says:

    Mas­ti­ca­ting is a good thing… the actual act as well as what it hints at… very good indeed.

    I believe I called you a list of things when I first com­men­ted. But it was my way of saying I liked… I liked a lot!

    I think you know that.

    Fri­gid? Send ‘em over to me. I’ll tell ‘em what they can suck on.

  10. DawgNo Gravatar says:

    Mas­ti­ca­tion is per­fectly natu­ral. Espe­cially at Wombat’s age.

  11. Nice read for my mor­ning econ study break.

    No fear peo­ple mas­ti­cate all the time.

    I do it while I STUDY.

  12. I just figu­red out how to get my url on here with this sign up requi­red situation.

  13. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    cow­girl: not appli­ca­ble of course but I have writ­ten it and explai­ned it before it’s just something they used to call me. yea I think it was pretty obvious.
    indie: you mean the loo­king glass? I’m sure you have called me something, almost every­body has, I just took the latest because I was on a time limit.

    biz­man: not wic­ked at all and humm a news rea­der.….…. guess I’m coming up in the world if mas­ti­ca­tion aims are news.

    Wom­bat: hum don’t know.…pfffft cut­ting room floor…pfffttttt. If you would get more sleep you would have easily seen it coming.

    Robot­man: Nothing to do with no pants day, you can
    Mas­ti­cate with your pants on.

    Shayna: hey busy girl.

    Tifi: “You’re a funny girl.” Yes I am. And yes it was.

    Pia: Well I’m half bri­lliant with wom­bat being the other half but I clai­med publishing rights to the aim imme­dia­tely post con­ver­sa­tion when I rea­li­zed it’s enter­tain­ment value.
    Yes wom­bat is quite mas­ti­catty I hear.

    Mizzy B: I don’t know………I hear peo­ple in the US mas­ti­cate way too much for their own good.

    Doug: Don’t even try to tell me you don’t mas­ti­cate at your age.

    Jake: I was pretty sure you mas­ti­ca­ted quite fre­quently so no sur­prise there and doing while stud­ying is com­mon I hear.

  14. CupieNo Gravatar says:

    Keep on kee­ping on, be everything they say you are and more!

    Remem­ber this, when mas­ti­ca­ting in public, bring wetnaps.

  15. jasonNo Gravatar says:

    Alright…I can com­ment again…stupid $%#^ing ICT ;)

    Hmmm…reckless use of mas­ti­ca­tion references…love it.

    Lol…I just knew you’d work that Metro Men­no­nite in there somewhere :P

  16. joegNo Gravatar says:

    I also con­cede to your brilliance.

    I sug­gest that you are more than a pro­vo­ca­teur in the thought genre of social res­pon­si­bi­lity and poli­ti­cal opi­nion. I sug­gest that by using these very words

    won­der­lan­dor­not: oh you had to use that word masit­cate didn’t you

    you pro­vo­ked a res­ponse which other­wise would have been totally different.

    You are a pro­vo­ca­teur of another kind.. Good going.

    Funny too.

  17. joegNo Gravatar says:

    On second thought the pro­vo­king line was ” won­der­lan­dor­not: you wouldn’t mas­ti­cate while aiming with me ”

    I think I would have been prov­ked by the first but it seems that the Eso­te­ric Wom­bat took a little longer.

  18. DawgNo Gravatar says:

    Haha, Alice. I won’t, but no telling how much longer.

  19. direheroicsNo Gravatar says:

    First ques­tion: Dar­fur? Tens of thou­sands killed based on tri­bal
    iden­tity is geno­cide. Oxford English Dic­tio­nary agrees with me.

    And that book is old and heavy.

    Second, fri­gid? That’s cold. I mean… Well, you know.

  20. joeg: Well cases such as these, taking lon­ger is a good thing

    You know, like wai­ting for the bet­ter line to react to? =P

  21. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    Cupie: Always.…for both.

    jason: rec­kless use of lan­guage it what I live for.
    Glad you made it I figu­red you were one of the ones who said F this crap I’m not sig­ning up to post a com­ment on this damn piece of crap.

    Metro Men­no­nite is an awe­some term and I think we should make if your offi­cial nick­name or maybe your nom de plume.

    joeg: Love con­ces­sions but yea we’ve been the pro­vo­ca­teur route before eh? It is always the case that peo­ple see me as the pro­vo­ca­teur when in reality.…well lets’ just say I know the reality.….….….……

    Daawg: Well fifty more years is not exactly ” not that much lon­ger”.
    Dan: I have no doubt that geno­cide seman­ti­cally is occu­rring and we need to inter­vene the ques­tion is how we best put a stop to it. If you really look at the his­tory of the Sudan there are many ques­tions that bear asking prior to deci­ding how to go about ending this. We must pro­vide huma­ni­ta­rian aid much more, we maybe should send in mer­ce­na­ries. I seriously some­ti­mes feel this way. In the end the Sudan is going to have to decide to take con­trol here and end this mad­ness. We are obviously not going to take over the country. Historically.….….it is com­pli­ca­ted, poli­ti­cal pres­sure from the world powers and from other Afri­can nations which — face it have their own sig­ni­fi­cant pro­blems– needs to be heavy and quite con­se­quen­tial in order for this to happen.

    Oh yeah it’s cold alright.

    Wom­bat: No wom­bat it was the lethargy that comes with little sleep that pre­ven­ted you from seeing the obvious…or so you pretend.……

  22. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    Well, I hope you’re happy. You put me through three days of not being able to com­ment until I finally had to relent and register.

    You took away my last free­dom of being able to com­ment willy-nilly anonymously.

    I feel like Big Sis­ter is watching me already.

    Oh, and I cast my vote for the bri­lliant side.

  23. cooperNo Gravatar says:

    You took away my last free­dom of being able to com­ment willy-nilly anonymously.

    I have read you enough to know you would be one of the last hold outs.

    I notice at your site, mojo, that I have to not only sign in using my old blog­ger name to which the pass­word, at times, elu­des me , but that I have to go through a ran­dom word veri­fi­ca­tion which I usually get wrong and have to repeat. I will never get back that fif­teen seconds. quid pro quo I’d go on but I had took an early drive to Mary­land from NY and I have to go back to bed. ;)

  24. weirsdoNo Gravatar says:

    I woud of bin shoc­ked by this if I dint no you all ready!!!!!!
    FYI Mrs. Weirsdo says mas­tic­ka­tion can lead to perris­tall­sis!!!!!
    PANSI

  25. mojo shiversNo Gravatar says:

    The only rea­son you have to lose that fif­teen seconds is because I was besie­ged by a rather nasty bug­ger a few months back. Doesn’t every­body know that the only per­son allo­wed to be nega­tive at my site is me? If you’re going to try and rain on my parade then at least have something bet­ter to say than “yo momma” putdowns.

    Any­way, you could always just leave a Halos­can com­ment, but then I’d have access to your social secu­rity num­ber, address, telephone num­ber, and bra size, Miss Cooper.

  26. […] A great big thank you goes out to Patrick and Cow­girl for kee­ping the bed-ridden Shayna enter­tai­ned with ins­tant mes­sa­ging. Although our con­ver­sa­tion could never top Mas­ti­ca­tion. I have been so bored and I am about to go nuts being coo­ped up in my bedroom. No sex, no toys, no NOTHING… except my lap­top and my TV… GEE WILLIKERS… I’m going insane!!!! […]