This post contains material that may be considered objectionable to some. Please keep your little ones out, and don’t read it if words offend you.
This, because I received one of those well meaning but absolutely off target emails recently, you know the ones that list fifty things you, as a woman, can do to prevent yourself from being raped. The email included such things as do not walk alone in the dark, do not wear overly provocative clothing to the frat party you are attending, do not have multiple sexual partners… the list goes on seemingly forever. I’m sure most females have gotten one or two. Then I came upon various discussions going on about the subject, and lots of links — which you should check out — much of it having to do with a recent British study by Amnesty International.
This week during some down time, and over various food stuffs more conversations (among friends) on this topic ensued. I originally was not going to post anything about this in my blog. I know you all do not want to be bummed out, but for the record and my own piece of mind I thought I would state my opinion.
So, here is my take on this subject:
even if
Every time I see your face
I get all wet between my legs.
Every time you pass me by
I heave a sigh of pain
even if
I have done all of Greenwich Village, and half of So Ho, including you, and I am walking down Blecker street after a having flaunted my sexuality freely all evening in a local bar.
Every time I see your face
I think of things un-pure unchaste
I want to fuck you like a dog
I’ll take you home and make you like it
even if
I’m wearing only a thong, high heels and one of those demi — bras I am so fond of, walking along singing Blow Job Queen. ( which by the way, if you haven’t read me in the past, was my favorite sleepover song )
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I’ll do to you
I’ll fuck you and your minions too
even if
I’ve partaken of a half pitcher of sangria, am doing a belly dance, and throwing suggestive glances your way
Your face reminds me of a flower
Kind of like you’re underwater
Hair’s too long and in your eyes
Your lips a perfect suck me size
and you come up to me and put your hands on me, I tell you to get your hands off of me, and you do not listen
You act like you’re fourteen years old
Everything you say is so
Obnoxious, funny, rude and mean
I want to be your blow-job queen
If you have sex with me when I say no, ( no matter how loud or forceful the no appears not to be), when I am drunk, sleeping, half sleeping, …in this or any other situation where true consent is questionable.…. make no mistake it is a sexual assault and
You’re probably shy and introspective
That’s not part of my objective
I just want your fresh young jimmy
Jamming slamming ramming in me
..YOU ARE A RAPIST ASSHOLE.
even if
even if
Everything you ever wanted
Everything you ever thought of is
Everything I’ll do to you
I’ll fuck you til your dick is blue
because unless I consent it is rape, and after they castrate you you’ll go directly to jail without passing go…you sociopath no excuse for a human being.
You’re off my link list and I am going to give you some advice and you can take it with a grain of salt or take it to heart.
Get some religion.
I just wanted to leave one more comment to bring the total number to 52.
I’m happy to have been one of your first regular comment posters sans a blog.
I don’t think there is anything I can add because as you pointed out the comments are quite elaborate and pretty much are a reflection of my opinion on the subject matter.
Brilliant as always and thank you for posting things that make people think along with things that make people laugh.
To address one of the other comments: I am considering downloading that song.
Alice: Take over? umm… ok
John: I know I’m downloading it.
mj: is there something I’m missing about the number 52?
Annonymous: You and your ilk will be the first with your backs against the wall when the revolution comes. The idea that people need to be “fixed” by religion if they’re not in line is repulsive to the human spirit and is nothing more than a knee-jerk reaction to ideas and thought that you aren’t equipped to deal with.
Aside from that, your chickenshit annonymity prevents anyone from accertaining any gorram reason to care whether or not you link to this blog. You have, however, given a reason why no one should care. Fuck off.
I hope that’s what you meant…
it seems as if you’ve had quite a day here and still i love the song it was poignant you are always
john: You sure about the bail thing?
anony: this post has accumulated the most annonymous comments I have ever recieved. I am not quite sure why if someone feels strongly about something they refuse to leave their name.
I’m sure you are not the only one who has delinked me as I have dropped to flippery fish status rather abruptly. lol
That’s me in the corner
That’s me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don’t know if I can do it
Oh no I’ve said too much
I haven’t said enough
mj: Thanks MJ, you obviously know that I like my men that age… or half that age plus two… lol
JOEY: you have been around for some time and of course I appreciate all input.
wombat: I like to remain neutral and have others do my dirty work…like hiring a hit man.….job well done.
rio: Actually I’ve always thought of the song as an adult nursery rhyme. lol
I have a short seminar to attend and hope to catch up on reading blogs later this evening.
Alice
R.E.M. rules!!!
I never meant to do anything to hinder your blogging experience.
I was just posting my feelings and beliefs.
I never wanted to be a problem to anyone.
Good Luck.
Thank You for listening.
Im not a Joke,
I care what I think.
striving to make this the post where you get the most comments ever. I think I am gonna have to blog about something really contraversial soon because my boring entries only get me visits, not comments. Wombat, good job being Alice’s hitman. I think the particular anonymous we are speaking about probably won’t be back to check this, but just in case FUCK YOU ASSHOLE — YOU MAY GO TO CHURCH BUT YOUR STILL GONNA BURN IN HELL! I had such a bad day and now I feel better. LMAO…by the way, no one commented on my idea to castrate those who commit rape-am I way out there in thinking that?
Oh, let’s get to 69…we can do it.
Hey that’s my age Alice.…I think you’re teasing now, as if sending me those pics wasn’t enough.
Eight more to go…
well, I’m happy to be your hitman. Still though, I’d like to see you take some swings every once in a while. Of course, I’m happy for the targets. I don’t have any idiots commenting on my blog
Anyways, I downloaded the song. It’s…weird. I’m trying to picture you singing this while walking down the street and failing.
Anyways, is there anyone else you would have me discredit, madam?
and seriously mj, artificially inflating the number like that by making consecutive comments is no way to go about this…
um… nevermind
Doughboy: Your welcome, I imagine you can say most anything you want here.
I seriously haven�t figured you out yet but give me a minute.
Chris: I believe I already stated in the end of my post that they should be castrated and yes wombat does make a great hit-man, smart one too.
MJ: You used to be so academic�. Now you are just a bad boy�of course I�m teasing you and I seriously hope you hid those pictures.
Also considering one third of the comments are mine to be really impressive I think we had better aim for a hundred. All this responding is exhausting.
Wombat: I think I take my hits when appropriate I just do it in a different way and you provide variety ( t�is the spice of life you know).um�I don�t usually sing it walking down the street and as a matter of fact haven�t sung it since probably tenth grade although from what people tell me the voice sounds exactly like mine�. Lol I hope I did not work you too hard. If I find need for more discrediting I will let you know.
Alice… find some religion would ya… LOL!!!
I don’t have time (the “sand man” is calling my name to the bed room) to read your enormous list of comments… I did scroll through and see MJ a billion times… something about 69… I don’t even want to know… bad boy… he is out of the blogging world of politics and into the world of porno!!!
Too hard? Nonsense. I eagerly await the next mark.
Dawg.
Dawg.
You obviously missed my post about how cool !k7 records is
Girl: I found my religion last night…took awhile.
mj is getting a little fiesty.I know the comments are quite large this time and it is kind of hard to keep up with them.…I remember the good old days when I started this thing for no reason other than I was having a bad day and wanted to write things no one could read.….yikes. lol
Wombat: You’re getting kind of expensive.
Old Soul: Dawg Dawg??????
You talking to me?
Seriously, I downloaded the firefox browser so you accomplished something. From now on please stay on topic.
Alan, I rarely read dj or lj anymore I just don’t seem to have the time so you are going to have to start writing in your blog. I’m glad you posted something at least now I don’t have to delete you.
Are you up to 69? Just wanted to help you get there
Not said…
I am so happy that I can spend the rest of the day sitting on my ass not going to class in order to support the strike while witnessing this most historic moment.
The historic moment of course being that Pia is the sixty– ninth commenter.
yeah
well, I wasn’t going to destroy the sexual reference, but since when were you paying me? Is talking to me online every in a while really really such a chore?
I could cut my rates… I’m desperate for work.
I really should stay out of serious topics. It leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
I can agree with. I suppose much goes unreported.
the above should read “every once in a while.” Just in the unlikely case that it wasn’t clear.
bennett: Yea some people just can’t deal with it. The facts I mean.
wombat: ha ha and you are too much of a perfectionist
Perfectionist? Nah. I just do my best not to sound like an idiot because I’m the sort of guy who never gets a free pass on that shit.
Wow…rape is a hot topic, this is quite the dig.
Okay…I’m calm…I can handle any conversation however at some point I ask myself am I getting into constructive debate or is this endless arguing and I usually shy away in case I am fringing the latter.
I agree rape is an important issue but I guess you have to understand my view and why.
When I go to clubs I see tons of women dressed almost naked, drunk or high on who knows what, and that’s why I get so mad with people concerned with rape(not that it shouldn’t be a concern) but because I see too much carelessness.
I know that a woman dressed half naked doesn’t mean she wants to fuck me. I try best to use common sense every day.
So I guess really I’m just reverbing your point.
Even though rape has never been an issue in my life it is a problem…
I hope we’re clear.
Wow, 76 comments. Castration ought to be the punishment for rape. I find rape so repulsive, I can’t even watch rape scenes in TV or movies.
Rape is inexcusable and should not happen.
But I am against the idea of castration as a punishment.
Alice I hope you dont mind if I posted a link to your site and this story. I’m curious on what people think of punishments for this sort of crime. I had posted that I’m not so sure I agree with castration as a punishment, but I am also not so sure what is suitable punishment for rapists, or criminals for that matter.
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This was brilliant.