I’m off for a couple of days. Sadly only a couple of days, because as hard as I tried I could not find anyone acceptable enough to take over my class next Tuesday. I’m off to the mountains of the great state of NY. I will be deep in the mountains on a lake in an area where I hear electricity has found its way, but to which the concept of wireless or telephones is unfamiliar. I’m slithering out in the middle of the night. You may not know it, but I am a vampire. The use of the term “bite me” should have been a clue.
(Sucks having responsibility and not being able to just take off for a week on a whim; how do you all do it?)
Before I go:
The President’s picture: That is not the middle finger, it is an illusion of sorts caused by the way the photograph was taken; I swear it is not, as much as it would give me a great deal of satisfaction if it were.
It looks like we are Roving in the wrong direction with the NYT journalist’s acts being scrutinized and appearing somewhat questionable. It’s a shame I say. I still want “red rover” out of The White House. I pay for the upkeep of that place and feel I should have some say in this matter.
Someone tevo The Bill Maher HBO thing a majiggy for me. Take out the parts where he rags on about married people because although I am no fan of marriage as the institution it has become, and feel in some ways it has served it’s purpose and has no further use to the educated middle class, I feel he is too old to comment on it as if he is still a frat boy at Cornell. His portrayal of himself as a dog in perpetual heat gets boring.
Don’t drink and drive. I’m not kidding.
Typical goodbye of a nineteen year old college student:
“Keep blogging bitches, and suck some mad cock for me.”
Typical goodbye of a mature 19 year old future potential Secretary of State, (or at least ambassador to Iran), with her eye on the big house, or at least the building with the dome:
“Keep blogging my fellow bloggers and get those lips around some liberal academic, free speech loving, socially just, Bush disdaining, anti nuclear, save the rain-forest, not inclined to like pointy black boots(Condi), NPR listening, first amendment loving, blue(ish) cock for me.”
A cock is a cock no matter how you look at it. If you have to look at it, and when you think about it no other word will do because who in the hell sucks mad penis?
Don’t answer that while I’m gone please. I don’t care about what kind of penis you suck. I hear enough of that nonsense at school. I have always felt that peoples penis sucking endeavors should be kept to themselves unless I ask.
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Oh Wow, it’s like middle school all over again.
I’m gettin’ bugged driving up and down the same old strip
I gotta find a new place where the kids are hip
